Todd Helton's Shirt Speaks The Truth FTW | Sharapova's Thigh

Colorado Rockies' first baseman Todd Helton has had an incredible career. The five-time All-Star has put together a career .324 batting average and .979 OPS, while belting 333 home runs over 14 seasons.

However, he's never been much of a speed demon, as evidenced with just 36 stolen bases over that span. And at 37 years old now with his body not quite where it used to be, running's something he certainly does not enjoy doing, which surely makes Spring Training not so fun for him at times.

Helton used his t-shirt today at Spring Training to express his feelings about running:

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It's clear that Todd Helton and Forrest Gump have their differences. I certainly agree with you though, Todd.

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