Is There Any Chance In Hell You'd Call Back This Drunk Dialing Chick? | Sharapova's Thigh

Oh absolutely not.

I mean, I can tell you right away this chick's a stage five clinger. I don't care if all you do is accidentally tough her leg once, I'd give it even odds that she's standing outside your bedroom window the next morning. And if you give her a kiss, and especially if you go diving downstairs, consider yourself super stalked for six months+. We're talking doors locked 24/7 and change-your-phone-number territory.

Putting all of that aside, I can pretty much assure you this chick's gross. The desperation clearly shows it. Any decently attractive chick doesn't have to work hard at all on a voicemail.

Oh, and she's into yo-yos. That's pretty much all you need to know.

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