Is This 9-Year-Old Japanese Soccer Player The Biggest Ball Hog Ever? | Sharapova's Thigh

Crazy dribbling skills and all, but dude, pass the fucking ball.

I mean, he's easily the biggest ball hog I've ever seen. Not once in that video did he attempt a pass.

I can just tell that's how he always is too. Many times in there he had half of the opposition defending him. The rest of his team's wide open, but he doesn't care. He just sits there dribbling over and over like he's a Harlem Globetrotter.

Look kid, that's going to work now in your Japanese youth league, but in a few years the defense is going to steal that shit away like it's nothing. They're going to slide tackle your ass, and a lot, especially because of how much you're hot dogging it. It's just like how in youth baseball you can get away with showing off. Then you get to high school and the pitcher will throw right at your head in a heartbeat for it. Boom, concussion and lesson learned.

Also, I'd love to see him try his crazy dribbling against countries that are, you know, actually good at soccer. European and South American kids would put his selfish act to a stop quickly.

Anyway, one of these days, one of his teammates is going to kick his ass. You know they all want to, just like the entire league does. And it will be the best thing that could ever happen to him.

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