Don't believe me? Here's proof from RecordOnline.Com:
A Swan Lake man facing a felony driving-while -intoxicated charge showed up at Sullivan County Court on Monday with a bag full of beer — and was promptly thrown in jail without bail, officials said.
Keith Gruber, 49, had a scheduled 10:30 a.m. pretrial hearing.
Gruber came to court about an hour and a half late carrying a black bag that contained four cans of Busch beer, authorities said. He also was carrying an open can and was obviously drunk, officials said.
Man, that's a new one. The judge(LaBuda) had to be happy. I mean, you walk in for a hearing about your alleged drunk driving, and you're drunk while carrying more beer... pretty easy for the judge to decide what to do.
LaBuda asked Gruber if he enjoyed his "liquid lunch." Gruber indicated he did and said he was sorry.
"It was obvious he was intoxicated," LaBuda said.
Gruber, who has prior DWI convictions, was arrested Dec. 27 in the town of Liberty and was out on $30,000 cash bail.
LaBuda put Gruber in jail with no bail.
But what's Gruber thinking? Was he just like, "Fuck it, I'm going to jail and might as well go out on top"? If so, you've gotta roll in with something better than Busch.
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