JaVale McGee, You're Down 18 Points With 18.7 Seconds Left, Bro | Sharapova's Thigh

Last night, my Chicago Bulls put a 98-79 ass-whooping on the Washington Wizards at the United Center(even without Carlos Boozer or Joakim Noah playing).

The Wizards' JaVale McGee did put up a triple-double in the game, getting it the hard way, with 11 points, 12 rebounds, and 12 blocks. I would be giving him props(although 5-14 shooting from the field is hardly impressive, and no way he gets a triple-double if Noah plays instead of that fossil Kurt Thomas, who did still manage to get 15 boards himself), had he not pulled a major douche move.

With under 20 seconds left and his team down 20 points, McGee threw down a dunk, and then acted like he won the freaking NBA Finals.

Happens at the 5-minute mark:

Somebody's a bit more concerned about himself than the team.

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