I'll never understand the idiots that think it could possibly be a good idea to run onto the field during a sporting event. It's a guaranteed ticket to jail, and after the tasing incident at the Phillies game last year, you'd really think people would want to avoid the situation.

Oh, and every few times the security guard that catches the fan gives the fan a nice bone-crushing tackle. And it's a pleasure to watch.

That happened last night at Fenway Park:



Expect the Patriots to get that security guard in for a tryout as soon as the lockout ends.


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