I'll Give You $20 If You Go On A Date With This eHarmony Chick | Sharapova's Thigh

And something tells me that if you go on the date, you're going to hear about cats:

But seriously, never, ever go on a date with a chick if she LOVES cats. It's proven time and time again that cat-obsessed people are much more likely to be absolutely crazy, like Debbie here. Stick to the chicks with dogs or no pets.

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