Please Win Tonight, Mavericks | Sharapova's Thigh

Game two of the NBA Finals about to start. If the Heat win, this series is pretty much over, right? I mean, I can't see the Heat losing four games out of five if they're already up two games in the series. They'll have all of the momentum, all of the confidence, and they're just too talented(and dominating on the defensive end) to not win at least a couple games out of five right now.

Can't have that. Can't have these asshats already winning titles. The thought of LeBron and the Boshtrich(I have no problems with D-Wade) hoisting up the trophy makes me want to kick puppies.

Go Mavs; save the world.

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