You Must Watch Conan O'Brien's AWESOME Commencement Speech For The 2011 Dartmouth Class | Sharapova's Thigh

“When I got the call two months ago to be your speaker, I decided to prepare with the same intensity many of you have devoted to an important term paper. So late last night, I began. I drank two cans of Red Bull, snorted some Adderall, played a few hours of Call of Duty, and then opened my browser. I think Wikipedia put it best when they said “Dartmouth College is a private Ivy League University in Hanover, New Hampshire, United States.”

Conan O'Brien recently gave the commencement speech for the Dartmouth College 2011 graduating class. And it was absolutely outstanding, as you'd expect with Conan.

Check it out(It's well worth the 24 minutes; Hell, I've already watched it twice):


Classic Conan. Just pure genius.

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