Here's Video Of A Guy Giving A Really Awkward Dong Tap To Mr. Met | Sharapova's Thigh

Okay, this could be hilarious if you smack Mr. Met hard enough where he rolls around in pain, and tries to resist screaming, as screaming could get the guy underneath the costume fired(since mascots aren't allowed to talk). And Mr. Met's one of the premier mascots, so this guy would be trying very hard to resist. But if it's a big smack to the junk, we know that no man can resist screaming in pain.

But the little tap is just weird. Does this bro have a thing for Mr. Met? Did he want to give Mr. Met a legitimate shot to the balls, but wussed out at the last second? The tap just doesn't get anything done here, except make everybody feel awkward.

I just don't know what to think.

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