Well, this guy has indeed been struck by lightning six times:
Hey bro, maybe you should get your ass out of South Carolina and their average of 64 days of thunderstorms each year(yes, I looked that up), and high-tail it to a state where it rarely rains? And if you're seriously going to stay in South Carolina, maybe you should research the hell out of the weather forecast before you go outside?
Seriously, if there's even a hint of a thunderstorm, you should be chained the hell down to the middle of a room in your house. Don't even go near a window, because clearly you've upset mother nature and they'll do everything they can to get you. Pretty much you should be treating this thunderstorm situation like that douchebag Devon Sawa does in Final Destination when he knows it's his turn to die.
Really, how can you even feel bad for this guy? After the second time that you're struck by lightning, a lesson should be learned: Either move to a place like Phoenix, or stay the hell inside. Dude is clearly just stubborn to the max. That's obviously why he's been married five times.