"Clapp, you're a pussy", blah blah blah. Look, I really don't care what you think. All I know is there's no way in hell I'm getting on that thing.
I hate roller coasters and the free-falling rides. Just hate them. I'll ride shit like Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and those ones that just basically go around as long as they're not moving at light speed, but anything more than that and I am miserable the whole ride. No chance I'll ever go on any of the upside down ones and all that junk. And if I do, everybody else on the ride is going to get puked on, so it won't be enjoyable for them either.
And riding this new "Takabisha" one in Japan that is the world's steepest roller coaster, featuring a 141-foot drop at 62 mph? Fuck that noise.
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