The raccoon was just trying to dominate some Chef Boyardee. Hey, I'm there all the time. Shit, just today I ate some ravioli. And every time I go to the store, I make sure to stock up on two food items: Chef Boyardee and Totino's Pizza/Pizza Rolls. So I can't make fun of this raccoon too much, because he just wanted to eat the hell out of some deliciousness.
And props to the dude for having the cojones to pull the can off the raccoon's head. Raccoons can be angry little fuckers that are full of crazy ass diseases. No way I would've gotten near that thing.
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