This puppy couldn't be more than two months old. Doesn't matter. He already gets it: A dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do. We just saw this recently with the doorman dog. He knows he's a doorman; he knows what has to be done.

And get the heck outta here, ducks. Go find some weird Home Alone 2-like lady to toss you crackers all day.

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