I Would Do Almost Anything To Be One Of These Farm Animals Right About Now | Sharapova's Thigh

Well Clapp, they're gonna get their heads chopped off, absolutely slaughtered, blah blah blah. Well we're all going to die at some point, and I'm pretty sure none of us are going to have Kate Upton stroking us while she's wearing a bikini anytime soon. And Kate's loving those farm animals so much that she might let them stay around for a while anyway. No doubt I'd trade positions with them right now.

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