Just Your Average Drunk Guy In A Forklift Trying To Get Away From Police Cars On The Highway Video | Sharapova's Thigh

Well if I had a dollar for every time I saw one of these police cars vs. forklift highway chases, I'd be wiping my ass with $100 dollar bills. I particularly enjoyed this one though, especially after reading the details about it:

Police said the suspect stole the equipment from a construction site before taking them on a trip through city streets and onto the highway.

Nathan Lowery said he was stunned as he watched the shirtless suspect raise and lower the forks. It looked like the man was trying to antagonize police, he said.

When we passed him, the guy was standing up chugging a beer and threw it at the cop car behind him,” Lowery said.

Police finally arrested 43-year-old Timothy Raines on Interstate 30. He was charged with a list of crimes including theft, aggravated assault on a peace officer and driving while intoxicated.

Source: My Fox DFW

This is going to make a great scene in the 36th installment of the Fast & Furious movie series, which should be hitting theaters in the next year or two.

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