Posted by Matt Clapp | 8/08/2011 04:09:00 PM | Atlantic Ocean, Evolution, Land Sharks, New Hampshire, Sharks, Shark Week, WTF
Well let's hope this redneck bro's thinking about somebody without a fishing license dropping the shark off in the woods is true, or we are absolutely fucked. One shark tries to get on our land and the rest will follow. Then evolution takes over and we're going to have thousands of sharks looking like the picture above. We'll see who still likes "Shark Week" when these land sharks are running around America and devouring anything in their path.
P.S. They're seriously just going to leave that shark in the woods like that? They couldn't just bag it up and throw it away? Imagine some child's reaction when they walk through the woods without knowing about this story and see a shark on the ground. Not to mention this thing is stinking up the whole town.
"What the hell is that smell?" "Oh just a dead shark in the woods."
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