Man Stumbles Upon Free Beer Truck, Gets Really Drunk, & Tells Cops He Thought He Was In Heaven | Sharapova's Thigh

A 46-year-old man in Buffalo Grove, Illinois found heaven on Tuesday. Or so he thought/told police.

What he actually came across was a refrigerated beer trailer that belonged to the Schwaben Verein German heritage club and Grove Banquets. And as the TribLocal-Buffalo Grove reports, "The trailer houses kegs connected to taps on the outside. Realizing he had nearly unlimited access cold beer, the man grabbed a nearby pitcher and began drinking." Of course he did.

Well, the next day at noon, staff members at the banquet hall found him absolutely hammered(obviously) and called the cops.

Before being taken to a nearby hospital, he told the cops that he didn't think he'd done anything wrong, and that he thought he'd died and gone to heaven, which was a free beer truck. I can't hate on this guy because that would certainly be heaven to me as well.

No charges were thrown the dude's way by either the police or the club.

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