Nice Jump Off The Dock, Dickhead | Sharapova's Thigh

Nice Jump Off The Dock, Dickhead

Posted by Matt Clapp | 10/10/2011 02:53:00 PM |

As a dude, I usually hate seeing this sort of thing because I know how much it sucks to hit your nuts like that. I remember one time as a kid in North Carolina where I went off of a ramp on my BMX. My nuts landed right on the bike frame instead of the seat... probably the worst pain of my life. I really think it was even less enjoyable than what it would be like to have Rosie O'Donnell sit on your face for a minute. Was just terrible.

But this dock-jumping asshat totally got what he was asking for. He tried to be a hot shot and paid the price.

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