This Will Activate After Each Miami Marlins Home Run At Miami Marlins Ballpark | Sharapova's Thigh

Yes. That will go off beyond the wall in right-center after every Miami Marlins home run in their new ballpark next year. Seriously. For real. This i not a joke. This is not a deleted scene from Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas. This is not a hallucination.

But you'd have to think that whoever created this sculpture was tripping on some serious shit.

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