Is this the best news we've ever shared with you or is this the best news we've ever shared with you? Because in my book it's not even close. A Jose Canseco vs Lenny Dykstra boxing match? Yeah, it was a fight I wanted to see(Dykstra backed out), but Canseco vs. SHAQ in UFC? Shaq Fu in the Octagon against the roid-raging dickhead? Oh man. This needs to happen. Now.
P.S. I don't care that Shaq didn't spell "Canseco" correctly, because I'm pretty sure Jose can't either.
Thanks to @LanceGoodthrust for giving up the heads up on this.

