I need this dolphin jetpack and I need it right fucking now (or by December 25th at least). I really don't think I'd be out of line if I said this was the greatest thing ever invented. I mean really, could you imagine owning this? Just finding a body of water and getting your Super Mario Sunshine on like a motherfucker whenever you want. My life would be complete.
SANTA BRING ME THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOLPHIN JETPACK!
Posted by Matt Clapp | 12/16/2011 04:03:00 PM | Dolphin Jetpack, I Want, Super Mario Sunshine, WinI need this dolphin jetpack and I need it right fucking now (or by December 25th at least). I really don't think I'd be out of line if I said this was the greatest thing ever invented. I mean really, could you imagine owning this? Just finding a body of water and getting your Super Mario Sunshine on like a motherfucker whenever you want. My life would be complete.

