SANTA BRING ME THIS MOTHERFUCKING DOLPHIN JETPACK! | Sharapova's Thigh


I need this dolphin jetpack and I need it right fucking now (or by December 25th at least). I really don't think I'd be out of line if I said this was the greatest thing ever invented. I mean really, could you imagine owning this? Just finding a body of water and getting your Super Mario Sunshine on like a motherfucker whenever you want. My life would be complete.

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