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White Castle So Fucking Gets It

Posted by Matt Clapp | 12/21/2011 02:00:00 PM | , , , ,


I'm really sick and tired of these fast food chains lying to themselves. Like that bullshit McDonald's spews at us about having fruit available now? Give me a break. If you're going to McDonald's you're going there to pig out on Big Macs and super-sized fries like a motherfucker, not to eat healthy. Realize what you are, keep making that money, and don't listen to all of the health freaks that are trying to force you to change your image.

Well you want to know a fast food chain that accepts what they are and embraces the shit out of it? White Castle. They realize that their company makes their money off of drunks and stoners. That's why they allowed themselves to be the focal point of a stoner movie even (Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle).

And now? They're thinking of making booze available at their restaurants:

White Castle, a 90-year-old hamburger chain known for its square "slider" burgers, is sipping on the idea of offering alcoholic beverages as it tests beer and wine sales at a restaurant in Indiana.

The food famously craved by stoners in the 2004 movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" can be had with a glass of wine or a domestic or seasonal beer at a Lafayette, Ind., restaurant that fuses a conventional White Castle with a new concept for the company called Blaze Modern BBQ. Wine costs $4.50 and beers start at $3.

"This was something that customers had been suggesting," said Jamie Richardson, a spokesman for Columbus-based White Castle System Inc. "They thought that beer and wine might go nicely with the barbecue that was available at Blaze. We're certain that we might have some customers who might enjoy some sliders and a beer or wine as well."

Boom. Absolutely brilliant. It's only a matter of time before White Castle is the richest company in America.

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