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Scarlett Johansson Thigh Fives The 1/31/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/31/2011 01:18:00 PM | ,

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Video: Drunk Midget Double Kicks Himself In The Face FTW

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/31/2011 01:49:00 AM | ,

Here we have a drunk midget being peer pressured(likely) at a college party to do something that only midgets can do. It's like how the Jackass guys are with Wee-Man. And yes, it's usually hilarious.

Anyway, watch as this dude kicks himself in the face with both of his feet, and then wobbles away in pain while everybody else enjoys it:



I hope that he landed a hottie at this party after he got his balance back and the pain in his head went away.

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So yeah, Jose Canseco's not actually talking about his balls(well, you never know with him), but instead that he can hit a softball further than anybody else his age in the world.

Not only that, he says he's doing it all naturally too:

Well of course; why would we think otherwise?

Link: Jose Canseco's Twitter

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The video you are about to see(if you so choose) includes three hot chicks that are drunk, in their underwear, and drinking out of belly buttons. Awesomeness.

However, one of the hotties is laying on top of a cheap poker table, which is not built to hold a human body, and of course she goes down hard. And then some d-bag guy feeds her a shot as she's laying on the ground following the fall. Stay classy, guy.

Video via Bob's Blitz(thigh five and bookmark them now):



Let's hope that grade-A thigh was not damaged.

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Usually when you see highlights of a Bulls player with an awesome dunk, it's from Derrick Rose. But Bulls' swingman Ronnie Brewer is starting to show the serious hops he had as a member of the Utah Jazz in previous seasons before suffering a torn hamstring last year.

On Saturday night against the Indiana Pacers in Chicago, Brewer absolutely embarrassed Josh McRoberts(who had probably the best game of his career up until this) with a nasty dunk.

Watch this posterizing dunk(and Bulls' color man Stacey King go nuts) via our good friends at Docksquad Sports(a must-bookmark for Bulls fans):



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The latest edition in the "Mortal Kombat" video game series is scheduled for an April 19 release in North America, for the Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 systems. It is the ninth game in the series, and like the very original that was released in 1992, the game will just be called "Mortal Kombat".

Along with the significantly better graphics, online play, and all of the other obvious improvements we're sure to see with the latest version of the game, there will also be much more gore.

Yes, much more gore, in MORTAL KOMBAT, which was long considered the leader of video game gore. That's until games like "God of War" came along, and guess what? The main character of the "God of War" series, Kratos, will be a character available to play as in the Playstation 3 version of the new "Mortal Kombat".

But back to the increased violence in this game. There will be a new "x-ray" attack, where you can see the character get their actual bones absolutely crushed. It's incredibly brutal, and will certainly get some major criticism, but many game players will find it very badass as well.

Now, if you can handle it, here's video of the bone-crushing x-ray attack (Again, this is very graphic stuff, so you've been warned):



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AWESOME: Jerry The Great

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/30/2011 07:53:00 PM | , ,


You may have seen this video already, as it's made the rounds on the web over the last couple of weeks. But I just now ran across it, and since I'm a diehard Seinfeld fan, I'm putting it on my site, dammit!

Here's the video description, from the awesome video creator, TRMUS1C(who has now created five Seinfeld videos like this):

Jerry hatches a plot to take over the world with his side kick George. But in the end, Jerry wants to take all the spoils for himself while leaving George out to dry.

This is an incredible editing job that had to take quite a bit of time to put together. Check it out:



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Adriana Lima In Victoria's Secret Lingerie FTW

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/30/2011 07:21:00 PM | ,

While she may not still be sporting the amazing $2 million bra in these pictures for Victoria's secret, Adriana Lima is still showing off a $2 million-esque thigh.

Check out Adriana looking quite hot in lingerie:


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And she's done quite a great job:



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By now, you've probably seen the video of the guy from the "Sol Patrol" dunking himself during halftime of a Phoenix Suns game. Well, if you haven't seen it, here's the video:



The guy's name is Nick Corrales, and he says that he did not intend to dunk himself:

"Well, as cool as it would be to say it was planned, in all honesty it was not," he said. "I just went harder for the dunk then I originally planned to do."
"It would probably help if I explained what as I was thinking as I was in the air before approaching the basket, which was a self assessment how it's not going to end up how I originally planned," the performer said. "Half way through the basket it was more of a 'well... there's only one way out now' kind of thought."
Link(Arizona Sports)

That's the first time I've ever heard anybody say what they were thinking when they were halfway through a basketball hoop. Good stuff.

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Natalie Portman: The Invisible Woman

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/28/2011 04:16:00 PM |


I know it's a bit chilly in NYC right now, but really, Natalie Portman(I know that's her under the 8,000 layers of clothing thanks to Celebrity-Gossip.Net)? She must be the type of person that wears a winter coat when it's 60 degrees out, which is quite a shame with the amazing body she could show off.

Obligatory hot picture of Natalie Portman to make you like her again:


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By now you likely know I'm a diehard Chicago Bulls fan, which of course means I'm pretty much obsessed with Derrick Rose.

It's such a big man-crush that it's had girls I've dated over the last few years actually concerned about me.

Moving along...

Rose is starting in the All-Star Game for the Eastern Conference, becoming the first Bull since 1998 to start in the game. And in the game, he'll be wearing two different versions of his adidas adiZero Rose.

In the first half, he'll wear his adizero Rose shoes in an all yellow colorway that would make Big Bird proud. Then in the second half, he'll debut the adizero Rose 1.5(which will be available for sale on February 18th for $100), which are in the traditional black/red/white look to match his Bulls' colors.

Here's pictures of Rose wearing his All-Star uniform and the aforementioned shoes, via Dime Magazine(and read more about the shoes there):


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Last week, I posted some pictures of Megan Fox that are part of an ad campaign for Armani.

In the post, I mentioned how Fox's stock has fallen a bit in recent times:

Megan Fox is fading a bit in the babeosphere, for many reasons. Nobody wants her in their movies, mainly because she's a piss-poor actress. Add on that she's boring, whiny, has continuing additions of weird tattoos... she's definitely fallen out of favor with many people.

Well, the Armani pictures were outstanding, and now we have some more pictures of Fox looking HOT.

Check out Megan Fox in short shorts and thigh-high socks:


To see more of these pictures, check out our great friends at Bitches Love Smiley Faces(bookmark them NOW).

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TNT had their always terrific program, Inside The NBA, live on the Madison Square Garden court tonight before the New York Knicks-Miami Heat game.

Ernie Johnson, Kenny Smith, and Charles Barkley were on the show as always, and they let Tracy Morgan join in their fun for a minute, as the actor/comedian was in attendance for the game. And Tracy's going to usually speak whatever is on his awesome, crazy mind. On live television, this had trouble written all over it.

I immediately said on Twitter, "Tracy Morgan... this could get interesting."

And within a minute, it certainly did. Tracy and Charles got into some conversation about Sarah Palin and Tina Fey, who Tracy works with on NBC's 30 Rock.

Tracy had this to say about Palin:

"Let me tell you about Sarah Palin, man- That is GOOD masturbation material."

Yep, that actually happened, on live television. AWESOME.

Here's video evidence which I'm sure the NBA will take off of YouTube at any second, but I'm sure there will be countless replacements on the way:




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Unless you have avoided television, the Internet, sports radio, and newspapers(HA!) for the last 20 hours, you've heard quite a bit about BYU guard Jimmer Fredette. The leading NCAA Player of the Year candidate had 43 points to lead his #9 Cougars to a victory over the undefeated #4 San Diego Aztecs last night in Provo.

Here's highlights of Jimmer's sensational performance:



But Jimmer wasn't the only Fredette to get the BYU fans going wild last night at the Marriott Center. Jimmer's brother, TJ, rapped to the crowd before the game.

No, seriously:

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&brand=foxsports&from=foxsports_en-us_videocentral&vid=4ae733a4-aa79-4ef8-bae4-2705aa95185c&src=FLCP:sharebar:embed" target="_new" title="Jamming with Jimmer's Bro">Video: Jamming with Jimmer's Bro</a>


Kind of weird, but kind of cool at the same time. And if Jimmer keeps dropping 40+ on teams, they might have TJ rapping before every game at the Marriott Center.

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We all enjoyed getting a Happy Meal at McDonald's as children. You got some chicken mcnuggets or a hamburger which beat the PBJ or cafeteria food at school, and you got a cool little toy to top it off.

However, I don't remember seeing anybody as happy as these kids, who acted like their SpongeBob toys were equally as awesome as being given an entire Toys "R" Us store:



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Erin Heatherton

Erin Heatherton is a supermodel from Illinois, best known for being a Victoria's Secret Angel. At just 21, this is one thigh on the rise that you're sure to see more of around here.

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The people that emptied out their bank accounts for Super Bowl XLV might be reconsidering that decision when they see this: it's going to cost up to $990(more than the ticket might cost you) for a parking spot outside of Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas.

Now, that's up to $990, with parking spots available at the price of $55 a mile away from the stadium. Still, that's ridiculous.

Here's more on it, via ESPN Dallas:

According to ParkWhiz.com, there is a spot available a tenth of a mile from Cowboys Stadium going for $990 at 908 North Collins at Ticketsource.com Parking. To be fair, you would have access to a restroom, on-site security and the ability to tailgate.

The other prices range from $550 at Ballpark Valero Event Parking, which also is a tenth of a mile away, to $55 at Five Georges Parking, a mile away near Six Flags.


The NFL offers parking -- www.sbxlv.clickandpark.com/superbowl -- at Six Flags for $71.40, plus tax and shipping for those attending the game, and will include free shuttle service to the stadium gates.

But it does not allow for tailgating.


I'd say the best call would be to find a cab, or take the $55/71.40 spots that are a mile away, and then crash other people's tailgating spots in the lot.

But if I'm going to the Super Bowl, there's no doubt I'm tailgating my ass off, and I'm sure most others would feel the same way. So this is quite the crappy situation for fans attending the game.

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You should make sure to not step on your dog's tail or fall into your television while playing the Wii Fit. And stepping on the dog's tail while falling into the television? Yikes; that's what we would call the rare"double fail".

This guy was able to accomplish it:



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A Soaking Wet Danielle Lloyd Thigh Fives The 1/26/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/26/2011 01:45:00 PM | ,

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FAIL: Mascot Dunk Attempt

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/26/2011 12:31:00 PM | , , , , ,

The Emory University basketball mascot recently attempted his first dunk.

It. Did. Not. Go. Well...



UPDATE: As you can see, the video was removed by the user. I'll upload a replacement if it becomes available.

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Megan Fox Loses Some Clothes For Armani FTW

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/21/2011 05:13:00 PM | ,

Megan Fox is fading a bit in the babeosphere, for many reasons.

Nobody wants her in their movies, mainly because she's a piss-poor actress. Add on that she's boring, whiny, has continuing additions of weird tattoos... she's definitely fallen out of favor with many people.

But, I know many of you are still obsessed with her(the Google search referrals tell me all I need to know), and I'd still be just fine with her showing up at my door. Well, I'd probably have to be drunk to tolerate her very much, but yeah, you get the point.

Anyway, Megan's got some hot Armani ads that just came out. Check it:




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Thank God for Twitter and the gold mines it produces.

Like this one, courtesy of Minnesota Vikings cornerback Frank Walker:


Link: Frank Walker's Twitter

Good to see the Vikings are still the Vikings.

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A hilarious spoof of the LeBron James "What Should I Do?" Nike commercial has been made, based on Brett Favre.

The video mocks Favre's indecisiveness on retirement, has penis jokes galore, and is fittingly "supposed" to be a Wrangler commercial.

Here it is:



H/T: Jerod Morris(@JerodMSF)who runs the great, must-bookmark website Midwest Sports Fans.

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Minka Kelly Thigh Fives The 1/19/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/19/2011 12:55:00 PM | ,

Thigh Five From Minka Kelly!
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Those of you that have frequented The Thigh over the last few years are probably aware of FlyAtTheThigh's obsession with Anne Hathaway. She's his celebrity dream girl.

So I'm sure he's going to be thrilled to know that she's going to be in the next installment of the Batman film series, The Dark Knight Rises, playing the lead female role of Catwoman(Selina Kyle). Actresses such as Keira Knightley and Jessica Biel were also in consideration for the role.

So we know Fly's happy, but what about the rest of you? Will Hathaway be a good fit for this role? Do you even care about her acting and are just fine with having the eye candy she provides on the big screen? Share your thoughts.

The Dark Knight Rises is scheduled for a July 20, 2012 release.

H/T: Hollywood Reporter

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The monkey thinks you'd be a fool to not want a Brian McRae action figure.

Many of you may remember the "40 Most Undeserving MLB Starting Lineup Figures Ever" post that I did in 2009. While the Starting Lineup figures in the video that you're about to see may not be worthy of being on such a list, they're not exactly "Ken Griffey Jr." quality either.

But, this guy in the video is really impressed with his Starting Lineup figures, and uses his monkey stuffed animal to show them to you/try to sell them to you(he had them on ebay and discusses what he thinks their actual value is), in a highly annoying, Cartman-esque voice.

Additionally, he has the figures laying on grass, presumably in his backyard. So it's possible that already craptastic Vin Baker figure was laying in actual crap. Super.

Here's the video:



Sold!

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First off, I saw this video thanks to Bitches Love Smiley Faces, one of our favorite blogs on the web. So go thigh five them right now.

But I have to have this on my site, being the GIGANTIC 'Curb' fan that I am.

It's a teaser for season eight of Curb Your Enthusiasm, which only reveals that the show's setting will be changed from Los Angeles to New York, and it of course reminds us that the show is not too far away from airing on HBO.

Here's the video:




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Okay, This Blog Is Awesome: Baseball Card Hall Of Fame

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/17/2011 05:12:00 PM | ,

I just randomly saw a link on Twitter to a blog I'd never heard of before, and boy am I glad that I clicked on it.

Check out Josh Millard's Baseball Card Hall of Fame. Hilarious, awesome stuff.

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There's a new Nike commercial out that features Maria Sharapova and a few other female athletes. The video shows them all training in Nike gear.

See Maria working out THE thigh:



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Holly Peers

I bring you another hot model from the UK, best known for her modeling for Nuts, like her friends Rosie Jones and Lucy Pinder. I can't really tell you much about her, but I'm sure we'll be seeing, and possibly learning, more about her in the future. I mean, like it matters; the bottom line is she's quite a hottie.

Enjoy:


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I bring you our second backboard-breaking post of the week.

Former BYU star and NBA player Rafael Araujo, is currently playing basketball in his homeland of Brazil. The seven-footer's also currently destroying very weak backboards, like this one:


H/T: Deadspin

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