February 2011 | Sharapova's Thigh

I'm hanging on Twitter as I usually do when I'm bored at home, and just found a nice video thanks to @EvanDanielscout.

It involves Marquette head basketball coach, Buzz Williams, pulling out some karaoke for various songs.

Let's just say he won't be on American Idol anytime soon. Check it out:



Who's better at singing: Buzz Williams or the Ohio State basketball players?

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In tonight's Chicago Bulls' 105-77 victory over the Washington Wizards, Derrick Rose showed why he's the NBA's leading MVP candidate right now. Rose finished with 21 points, nine assists, five rebounds, three steals, and a game-leading +/- of +26 in 32 minutes.

I watch every Bulls game(since I'm a Bulls fan, duh), and tonight was Rose's most highlight-esque night as a passer. Of his nine assists, at least three of them were simply incredible plays, with one of them really standing out.

Watch as Rose completely fools the Wizards' terrific rookie point guard John Wall on a fastbreak with a through-the-legs pass to a trailing Joakim Noah, who then finished with a dunk:



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I was just checking out The Score's Buzz section, which I'm the editor for on weekends(so you should be nice and bookmark it, please). Since we bring the "latest in awesome" over there, I wasn't at all surprised to find an awesome video of a police dog awesomely interrupting a Brazilian professional soccer game.

Watch this police dog run onto the soccer field and steal the ball:




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Tweet Of The Day 2/28/11

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/28/2011 04:51:00 PM | , , , ,

I can't disagree with him.

Link: Ron Artest's Twitter

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Here's Video Of A TV Reporter Being A Good Samaritan Badass

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/28/2011 03:40:00 PM | ,

Shomari Stone, a television reporter for KOMO4 in Seattle, was getting ready to do a report when a fight broke out.

It was a pretty one-sided fight, with a dude getting his ass kicked, and Stone ran over to break it up.

Additionally, Stone, an African-American, found out that the victim of the fight was a white supremacist. The victim thanked Stone for breaking up the fight, and Stone told him, "Remember to judge the man by his character and not the color of his skin." Awesome stuff.

Here's the video:



H/T: Gawker.TV

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Since Jimmy Kimmel Live followed the Academy Awards last night on ABC, the show wisely decided to bring out their A-game with their ratings sure to be significantly better than usual.

Included in the show were Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Emily Blunt, and Sofie Vergara doing humping exercises and stuff for the win:




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I love ESPN.Com. Let me get that out of the way first, before you say "Hey, what's your deal, dude? This is the second straight post you've done about a 'fail' on ESPN.Com. Stop hating."

And yes, this is indeed the second straight ESPN.Com fail post I've done. But it's also because I visit ESPN.Com all the damn time, so their employees should take it as a compliment in a way, and hopefully correct their mistakes(Believe me, I make many more, but I'm not the "Worldwide Leader", and about four people read my material, as opposed to their millions).

But this can't happen:


1. Unless you've been living in a cave over the last week, you know that Carmelo Anthony is on the New York Knicks, not the Chicago Bulls.

2. With how much ESPN's been talking about Melo(hours each day), you'd think of ANYBODY they would know #1.

3. Surely they meant to say Carmelo Anthony and the Knicks. If so, NO, the Knicks are NOT the best team in the NBA. They're not the best team in the East. They're not even a top-5 team in the East(Celtics, Bulls, Heat, Magic, Hawks), records aside.

They got their big win last night against the Heat so of course ESPN and all of the talking heads are going to ask such ridiculous questions, but the Knicks are not that good. They may be better than before the trade(and I'm still not even sure of that), but their defense blows. Just ask the Cavs. They're going to get their asses kicked in the playoffs by physical teams that slow the game down and make you play defense and rebound.

Anyway, get it together, ESPN.Com. You're better than this.

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Here's A Headline FAIL From ESPN.Com

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/27/2011 03:25:00 AM | , , ,

(Picture Of How ESPN.Com's NBA Page Currently Looks At The Time Of This Post)

Just thought I'd point out that the word is spelled dysfunction.

P.S. It's not because of a personal problem that I know that. I promise.

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Haven't seen enough heroic acts from the Amish community of late?

Let me help get your Amish hero fix with this video of an Amish guy and his wagon-pulling team of horses helping out a milk truck that was stuck in snow.



H/T: Blame It On The Voices

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Karma's a bitch, eh?



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The Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova, is featured in the March 2011 issue of Tatler Russia Magazine.

Check out the pics:


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Get Ready For The Wolfpack To Invade Thailand.

The sequel to The Hangover, The Hangover: Part II, is scheduled to hit theaters on Memorial Day weekend(May 26th).

The movie is based in Thailand, as the guys(the "Wolfpack") are there for Stu's(Ed Helms) wedding.

Here's the first teaser trailer for it:



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Yesterday I showed you how after current Cincinnati Reds manager, Dusty Baker, was fired as Chicago Cubs manager in 2006, he found human crap in the spot he usually stood at in the Wrigley Field dugout.

Well today, I'm thinking maybe St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright should take a dump on not just Dusty Baker's dugout spot in Cincinnati, but on Reds outfielder Jonny Gomes' usual location as well.

Wainwright, one of the best right-handed starting pitchers in all of baseball, appears to have a serious elbow injury that could sideline him for the entire season and require Tommy John Surgery. Such an injury may never allow Wainwright to pitch at the level he did before the injury, if he's even able to return to the majors.

But, Baker and Gomes sounded giddy over Wainwright's injury that will likely keep him out of the NL Central this season:
Jonny Gomes walked into the Cincinnati Reds spring training clubhouse early Wednesday morning singing at the top of his warbly voice.

The melody was not recognizable, but the words were plaintive: “Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone, Wainwright’s gone,” he sang joyously.

The reference was to St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Adam Wainwright, sent back to St. Louis Tuesday to have his ouchy elbow examined.

A few minutes later, the telephone in manager Dusty Baker’s office rang while he was meeting with the writers and he said, “Hey, son. Thank you, my son. Thank you big-time. Significant, huh? A significant injury. Thank you, my son, for the tip. I love you.”

Baker hung up laughing and said, “That was my son, Darren, giving me the Wainwright Report. That’s my scout right there.”
H/T: Dayton Daily News

Stay classy, Reds.

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I've said all along that I felt La La Vazquez was the driving force on her husband Carmelo Anthony basically insisting on being a New York Knick.

Carmelo would have probably rather been in New York than Denver anyway for many reasons(ex. he went to Syracuse; he's closer to his hometown of Baltimore; he could get more endorsement opportunities; he gets to play with another young star in Amar'e Stoudemire, he could get the chance to have a "big three" there in the future like the Heat do, etc.), but I really feel La La pushed Carmelo(and in doing so, the Denver Nuggets) to make it happen.

New York is La La's home, and she's also a camera and fame whore that wants to be in the spotlight. And there's not a better place to make that happen than NYC. Denver does not provide nearly as many off-the-court opportunities for money and fame as NYC does, for each La La and Carmelo.

So it comes as absolutely no shock to me that as I'm watching Carmelo's New York Knick introductory press conference, I also find out he and La La already have a reality show on the way for VH1 about their move to New York. Well, basically the show centers around La La:

VH1 announced Wednesday morning that Anthony and his wife, La La Vazquez, will appear in the reality series “La La’s Full Court Life” (a title that could change).

The series will begin in August, running for 10 episodes.

The 30-minute "docuseries," which began filming in January, will pick up where the couple’s wedding special, “La La’s Full Court Wedding,” left off.

It will follow Anthony and Vazquez as they prepare for their move to New York City following his trade to the Knicks on Monday.

“Viewers connect with La La because despite the fairy-tale wedding and NBA star husband, she is a real, down-to-earth, hardworking woman who stays true to herself,” said Jeff Olde, EVP, Original Programming and Production, VH1. “The best thing about the new series is that while pursuing and realizing her dreams, La La gets to take us back to her home in New York, where her story began.”

Source: The New York Post

Surprise, surprise.

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Back with more craziness from Chad Johnson's Facebook page. This time, it involves a picture of Chad trying to hit on a mannequin. Naturally.

Here's his caption, with the picture to follow:

You ever try to give a chick your best game and she don't even look at you let alone listen, b_tch



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Tweet Of The Day 2/23/11

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/23/2011 02:23:00 PM | , , , ,

Sensational point guard Deron Williams(a better player to build around than Carmelo Anthony), was traded to the New Jersey Nets today, as you've surely heard by now.

How did D-Will find out he was traded? The Salt Lake Tribune's Brian T. Smith showed us on Twitter:




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Divison III school Caltech had lost 310 straight conference games over 26 years in the Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference.

310 straight losses.

26 year-long losing streak.

Keep reading that.

Then they won last night at home, and understandably, everybody there went freaking nuts.

Watch the end of Caltech's 46-45 win over Occidental College, and their awesome celebration afterwards:



H/T: Gawker.TV

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J.D. Drew's always fascinated me. I swear he almost always has the exact same look on his face as the above picture shows. I've never seen him smile. It creeps me out a bit.

And now I find out he hunts alligators with the knife he carries around, if his bow and arrow or gun are not on hand. As told by Peter Abraham of the Boston Globe:

According to J.D., you can hunt alligators with a bow and arrow or a gun. Or you can use his method. Drew said he was in a boat with his son once when they hooked an alligator with a fishing lure. He had his son hold the pole and took position to try and leap on the alligator. “I figured I could get him myself,” he said. “He was about five or six feet.”

“With your bare hands?” I asked.

J.D. gave me his best “no, you stupid city boy” look. “I had a knife,” he said.

But the line snapped and the gator got away. J.D. missed his chance. So next time you read about J.D. missing a game with a bad hamstring and consider complaining, consider that this is a guy who was willing to jump out of a perfectly good boat and attack a man-sized alligator with a knife.

I will be staying away from J.D. Drew.

H/T: Boston Globe; HardballTalk

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Colorado Rockies' first baseman Todd Helton has had an incredible career. The five-time All-Star has put together a career .324 batting average and .979 OPS, while belting 333 home runs over 14 seasons.

However, he's never been much of a speed demon, as evidenced with just 36 stolen bases over that span. And at 37 years old now with his body not quite where it used to be, running's something he certainly does not enjoy doing, which surely makes Spring Training not so fun for him at times.

Helton used his t-shirt today at Spring Training to express his feelings about running:


H/T:
Troy Renck's Twitter(a must-follow for any baseball fan)

It's clear that Todd Helton and Forrest Gump have their differences. I certainly agree with you though, Todd.

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You may know that I run a Chicago Cubs blog, The Friendly Blogfines. For the most part, I like to keep that site a bit "cleaner" than this one, with some serious baseball analysis and much less of the joshing around that you'll see over here.

So when I found a story about former Cubs manager Dusty Baker saying that in 2006 someone took a shit where he usually stands in the dugout, I figured that's probably more suited for here than The Blogfines:
In 2006, he was fired.

And losing his job wasn’t the worst insult. Not even close.

“At the very end, somebody took a dump right where I stood in the dugout every day,” Baker said Monday morning. “That was the low point. The grounds crew guy cleaned it up. He said, ‘Oh, I think it’s dog crap.’ I said, ‘No it ain’t. That’s human crap.’”

Baker said Monday’s interview was the first time he had discussed the incident publicly. He doesn’t know who the perpetrator was.
Link(Fox Sports)

I'm just going to go ahead and assume it was a player, because it's more interesting that way. Also, it's more likely that way.

Dusty's a super friendly, respected guy, and I doubt he pissed off a Wrigley Field employee enough to make that happen. I suppose an absolute diehard Cubs fan that works there could've been angry enough at the Cubs' results under Dusty to make that happen, but it's unlikely. I can't see it being another coach or front office member either. There has to be some youth and immaturity involved here.

Which brings us to my two most likely candidates from the 2006 Cubs squad, Carlos Zambrano and Ronny Cedeno.

Zambrano is Zambrano. You know why he'd do it- He's batshit crazy(and maybe dugoutshit crazy as well). The "voices in his head" may have told him to do it.

As for Ronny Cedeno, well, he was 23 then, and is still not exactly one of the smarter guys in the league now. We always used to joke as Cubs fans that he'd run to third base out of the box instead of first base. Hell, he once was caught stealing on a walk(true story). He could've seriously thought Dusty's dugout spot was where the toilet was located and made an honest mistake.

But, we may never truly know who the pooper was. Who do you think did it?

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We recently showed you how Charlie Sheen talked with the UCLA baseball team, and gave the team some interesting advice. Now we have Charlie Sheen again involved with the topic of baseball, only this time in regards to it on the big screen.

Sheen told TMZ that he wants to do another installment of the awesome Major League film series, where he plays the main character, pitcher Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn:

Charlie Sheen says he's ready, willing and TOTALLY DOWN to play Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn in another "Major League" sequel ... as long as the powers that be will greenlight a script.
TMZ also notes how Sheen's doing everything possible to make this happen, and that he considered Major League: Back to the Minors, which was the third movie in the series, an "abortion". Therefore, he's currently referring to the next film(if there is one) as Major League 3.

Now, to make this happen, Sheen's of course going to have to avoid trouble with booger sugar and the ladies. And whether or not that will happen is an absolute coin flip. Hopefully he can keep himself together though, because Major League and Major League 2 were badass, and I'd love to see a "third" one.

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College basketball and football trick shot videos are the "in" thing for 2011. And I have no problem with that, because they're quite badass.

Recently on The Score's Buzz(which I am the editor for on weekends), Andrew Stoeten posted a video of UConn third-string quarterback, Johnny Mac, making awesome trick shots/throws. Now we have another quarterback, Monmouth College's Alex Tanney, showing some more trick shot awesomeness:



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"Look at the butt on that!" "Yeah, he must work out."

Two hot ladies, Jessie Gurunathan and Reanin Johannink, put together an "ass cam" video for Levis, to see how much people stare at one of their asses. And how much did they find out people ass-stare at a great ass? A lot, as expected.

Here's the video proof:





I'm thinking we should put together a "thigh cam" video as soon as possible. Any hot female volunteers?

H/T: The Denver Egotist

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The always entertaining Orlando Magic center, Dwight Howard, introduced the Eastern Conference All-Star starters for last night's TNT broadcast of the NBA All-Star Game.

Here's video:



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This guy REALLY can't decide who he wants to be:



H/T: His Facebook Page

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Today's tweet comes from Tim Miles, head coach of the Colorado State Rams(where I went to school) men's basketball team:


-Awesome-. Not only did he make a reference to one of the best scenes from one of the best movies of all-time, but he also added hot ladies into the mix.

And you'll be hearing a lot more about Coach Miles if the #39 RPI-ranked Rams can get into the NCAA Tournament, which they'll have a great shot at doing if they can knock off UNLV tomorrow night.

Oh, and you better be following him on Twitter.

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I bring you a news crew that would surely be Michael Scott's favorite. Watch what happens with these Australian's Today anchors after one of them mentions a "long, stabby thing":


H/T: The Daily What

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The map below is from the World Health Organization, and shows the average amount of liters of pure alcohol consumed by people across the world in 2003-2005:


Here's more on the study, from The Economist:
The biggest boozers are mostly found in Europe and in the former Soviet states. Moldovans are the most bibulous, getting through 18.2 litres each, nearly 2 litres more than the Czechs in second place.

I have a feeling that the alcohol intake from my friends and I alone(oh, and Miguel Cabrera) over the last five years could have the upper left side of the next drinking map installment red. But for now, we don't look nearly as pathetic as we thought we were.

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This Is Possibly Fake, But It Is Definitely Awesome

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/15/2011 12:45:00 PM

I just have a hard time believing this would actually happen, and the audio/video is so out of sync that it could easily be a fake. You can decide for yourself, and regardless, it's awesome:



H/T: The Daily What

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Here she is: Jessica Alba, my valentine.

And if she looks as good tonight on our (hopeful) date as she did at the British Academy Film Awards yesterday in London, I don't know how I'm going to keep myself together.

I'm sitting here sweating and drooling as I look these photos, which she took for me presumably. She clearly wanted to remind me that I need to bring my A+++++ game tonight.

I suppose I'll let you see the photos too. Feel free to be as jealous of me as possible:



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The University of California Golden Bears recently axed their baseball program to the shock of the college baseball world. It was a cost-cutting move and there is no intention of their decision changing.

Understandably, the baseball team's players aren't taking it too well, and have held out hope that university officials would reinstate the program. They even made a rap video about the situation.... I doubt this takes home any 2012 Grammys:



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CNN.Com feels forced to have douchebag supreme and Grammy reject, Justin Bieber, as their front-page story because of the millions of douchebag people in the world that for some reason support his shit.

Well, at least they were cool enough to spell his name wrong:

Suck it, Bieber.

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Last month while doing my weekend work for The Score's Buzz, I posted a video of a 12-year-old kid(Jordan McCabe) that is RIDICULOUSLY good at dribbling a basketballs.

Well, he was apparently touring the ESPN facilities in recent days, and got his dribbling on in their office hallways:



Update: Minutes after posting this link on Twitter, I got a reply from @SteveBraband that he shot that video. Steve's always posting great videos for SportsCenter.Com, ESPN YouTube, and the ESPN and SportsCenter Facebook pages. So make sure to give him a follow and a thigh five for the great work.

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By now you likely know how I'd do about anything to make Jessica Alba my Valentine, provided she didn't speak or be her cranky self.

And now I see she likes to play ping pong? Oh man. I might love ping pong more than Forrest Gump, so this is quite the turn-on, in case I even needed another one considering the perma-pants tent Alba's incredibly gorgeous self gives me anyway.

Anyway, here's Jessica getting some ping pong on at some event and making me drool like a fat kid in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory:



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The Thigh's Tweet Of The Day 2/11/11

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/11/2011 03:17:00 PM | , , ,

Here's some good stuff, as usual, from the Los Angeles Lakers' Ron Artest:



Link: @RonArtestCom

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Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow has an autobiography that is scheduled for an April 19 release, according to the Denver Business Journal:
HarperCollins has scheduled the publication of Tim Tebow’s autobiography for April, with an initial print run of 200,000 copies.

“Through My Eyes” is slated to go on sale April 19. The Denver Broncos quarterback will promote the book with appearances in Denver, New York and his home state of Florida.

Tebow, 23, who joined the Broncos last year, is known for his devout Christianity as well as his prowess on the field. Tebow was a star at the University of Florida, where he won the Heisman trophy his sophomore year.

HarperCollins also will publish the 256-page book in audio form and for Amazon.com’s Kindle.
This is sure to be flying off the shelves here in the Denver area, Gainesville, and, well, pretty much everywhere else I'd imagine.

Oh, and if you're getting serious with a lady and looking for her daddy's approval, DO NOT let him near that book. It's impossible to live up to the Tebow standards.

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After losing LeBron James in the offseason, and now having the league's worst-ever losing streak at 26 games, times have been rough to say the least for Cleveland Cavaliers fans of late.

And the video you're about to see, titled "We'll Be Missing You(Cleveland Cavs Anthem)" from Imaginary Playaz, won't make them feel any better.

Here's the video description from the YouTube page:
Remember When Cleveland Cavs owner Dan Gilbert told Lebron he would regret leaving the city? I wonder if this losing streak is part of that master plan.

Billy Beige of Imaginary Playaz is back with an anthem for all the Cleveland Cavs fans who realize just how important Lebron James was to their team and how much they miss him.
Ouch. Anyway, here's the video(lyrics listed below it):



The lyrics to "We'll Be Missing You", as also listed on the YouTube page:

This right here (Tell Me Why)
Goes out
To everyone
That has lost someone
And now they're bums

Seems like yesterday we was on top for sure
We set the pick, you rock the roll
Sometimes we just stood and watched your show
Please King James, you got to know that
Teams ain't always what they seem to be (uh-uh)
Stats can't express what you mean to me
Now you're gone, Are we still a team?
You and Dwade, tryna fulfill our dream (that's right)
Through Our dark the future, its plain to see
That you Trully were the MVP
Reminisce some time, took your talents to south beach (uh-huh)
Try to black it out, but its on repeat
When it's real, feelings hard to conceal
Cant imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to have one more game (one more game)
Who knew you meant so much, Mr James

Chorus:

Every shot we take, every move we make
Every single play, every time we play
We be missing you
Thinking of the day, when you went away
(Im taking my talents to southbeach)
Every loss we take, Every streak we make
We be missing you

Verse two:

Winnings hard with you not around (yeah)
Know you in miami smiling now (eheh)
Watching us while we play without you
Every day we pray for you
Till the day we draft again
We're just gonna keep on losing
Memories give us the strength we need (uh-huh) to proceed
Strength I need to believe
What you meant, just can't define (cant define)
Wish we could turn back the hands of time
Now u wear 6, Brand new jersey and kicks
Remember how we used to take flicks
Pyrotechnic, stages they receive you on
I still can't believe you're gone (cant believe you're gone)
Give anything to have one more game (one more game)
Who knew you meant so much, Mr James

Chorus
Every shot we take, every move we make
Every single play, every time we play
We be missing you
Thinking of the day, when you went away
(Im taking my talents to southbeach)
Every loss we take, Every streak we make
We be missing you

somebody tell me why

Interlude:

On that morning
When this streak is over
I know
We'll win again

Outro:

Every night we play, every shot we take
Every move we make, every single play
Every night we play, every shot we take
Every move we make, every single play
Every night we play, every shot we take
Every move we make, every single play
Every night we play, every shot we take
Every move we make, every single play

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That awesome tweet comes from Richard Brehaut, a UCLA sophomore catcher(and quarterback on the football team).

Charlie Sheen(who played the hilariously badass pitcher Rick Vaughn in the Major League films) visited the Bruins' baseball team today, minus naked women or cocaine. Borrrrrrrrrrrring.

Other UCLA baseball practice attendees included former major league star Eric Davis, former major leaguer Brandon Watson, and current major league outfielders Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley.

I'm not so sure Charlie Sheen and Milton Bradley are the people I'd want speaking to my college baseball team, but I'm sure it was entertaining for the players at least.

H/T: Off The Bench; TMZ

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The Thigh's First Ever "Tweet Of The Day"

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/10/2011 04:06:00 PM | ,

I'm on Twitter pretty much whenever I'm online, and figured we might as well start doing a "Tweet of the Day" feature on here, where I just pick my favorite tweet of each day from the people I follow. I have no idea if this will actually turn into a "daily" thing, but whatever...

Anyway, here's our first ever "Tweet of the Day", and it comes courtesy of @Accipitor:



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The people of Fort Wayne, Indiana(or really anybody with the Internet) have the chance to vote for what a new government building in the city should be named. The huge leader in the voting so far? Harry Baals(sound that out) Government Center, as Harry Baals used to be a popular mayor in the city.

Standing applause for Internet voters! However, the city is being incredibly lame, and opposing the suggested name change at the time being.

Here's video(Yes, they repeatedly say "Hairy Balls" on the news FTW):



H/T: The Daily What

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After the last post involved a fat, incredibly disgusting woman snacking on poop, I have to get some non-disgusting women on here immediately. So here we go...

Thigh of the Week alums Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton, as well as future Thigh of the Week Lily Aldridge, were just in NYC to launch Victoria's Secret's "Love me" collection.

And love these ladies I most certainly will, especially if they keep showing off their sensational thighs like this:



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Can We Please Ban This Woman From Public?

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/09/2011 01:47:00 PM

I know with the freezing temperatures and massive snowfall going on these days, much of us have said we "ate shit", usually referencing a highly embarrassing fall on the ice. I certainly did that three days ago.

But we didn't LITERALLY "eat shit"(I hope you didn't anyway), like this woman does(don't watch this if you're eating a non-poop meal, or are understandably just too disgusted by the idea of someone eating poop):



Please, someone drop that woman off in the jungle where she belongs. And make sure to wash your hands for hours after doing so.

H/T: Barstool Sports NYC

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Minka Kelly Thigh Fives The 2/9/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/09/2011 11:33:00 AM | ,

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Video AWESOMENESS: Granny Fights Off 6 Robbers With Her Purse

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/08/2011 04:31:00 PM |

An old woman beat up six robbers with her purse yesterday in England, preventing the robbers from stealing anything from a Rolex store. You read that correctly.

Here's more on the badass granny superhero, via ABC News:

A 75-year-old woman rushed into action yesterday morning when six robbers, with sledgehammers, attempted a smash-and-grab at a jewelry store in Northampton, England. Ann Timson, armed with only her handbag, took on the men, breaking up the robbery and causing them to flee without taking anything.

"At first I thought one of them was being set upon by three others. ... I was not going to stand by and watch somebody take a beating or worse so I tried to intervene," the grandmother told the Daily Mail. "What concerned me was that too many people just stood around watching as if they were in shock and nobody was doing anything. ... When I got closer to them I realized it was a robbery and then I was even more angry that they felt they could get away with what they were doing in broad daylight."

Some newspapers have given the elderly woman the nickname Super Granny. Because of her actions no one was injured and one of the robbers was detained by other members of the public at the scene. Police were later able to arrest three men, but are still looking for two other suspects.

And I'm glad to say there's video to prove it:




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Ron Artest went all Ron Artest on Twitter early in the Tuesday morning, as I showed you soon after. It was incredibly amazing/awesome/loony/is-this-really-happening stuff.

Well, I went to sleep about an hour later, and just missed a tweet from @hawknut at that time:

@sharapovasthigh Oh boy...Canseco must've seen Artest's tweets, he's gettin' on it now...

After seeing that, I of course immediately went over to Jose Canseco's Twitter page. Those of you that read The Thigh much surely know we've had much fun with Canseco's Twitter.

I'm glad to say that the latest installment of the "Jose Canseco Proves He Is Indeed A Roid-Raged Psycho" Twitter series, is as always, GOLD, JERRY.

Here are the tweets(start with the last tweet on the first image, and do the same for the following images):










A-Rod, please accept Canseco's challenge. I am begging you.

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THAT JUST HAPPENED: Ron Artest's Twitter Gold

Posted by Matt Clapp | 2/08/2011 02:00:00 AM | , , ,

I'm hanging on Twitter right now and I can't believe what I've seen over the last hour. Well, it involves Ron Artest, so I shouldn't be surprised at all.

Now, I would think this Twitter account was hacked, but again, it's Ron Artest. Things continuously go on in his mind that you didn't think could possibly enter a mind. So I'm just going to assume it's actually him throwing out these tweet gems.

Here's the Artest twitter awesomeness that just occurred(start with the last tweet on the first image):






Never change, Ron Artest.

H/T: (Ron Artest's Twitter)

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