May 2011 | Sharapova's Thigh

Soundset, a very popular hip hop festival in Minnesota, was held on Sunday. And while I can't tell you how the musical performances were, I can tell you that there was some craziness going on in the crowd.

Videos were captured of a couple of crazy fights at the vent. The first one you're about to see involves a drunk douchebag trying to battle dance, and clearly annoying many of the people around him. Eventually, one guy decides he's had enough of the dude, and knocks him the fuck out. Oh, and there's some thong action in the video as well.

Check it out:


Yeah... that guy may be dead.

As for the second fight video, it's a good, old fashioned cat fight:


Looks like quite a wild party.

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How To Awesomely Waterski Into A Tent

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/31/2011 06:58:00 PM | , ,

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Things are going quite well for Rosie Huntington-Whiteley these days. The 24-year-old is Megan Fox's Transformers replacement, and is #1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100 and FHM 100 Sexiest Women lists. Not bad.

Additionally, she's featured in the latest edition of GQ UK, looking lovely as always:

I have a feeling that we're going to see A LOT of such pictures of Rosie over the next couple of years. And I love it.

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That was an A+ bark.

H/T: Reddit

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That girl has to be so embarrassed about her dad. Dude put so much effort into trying to catch a foul ball and couldn't get the job done. Pathetic.

And yeah, she's also probably embarrassed that he cares more about a $12 baseball than her.

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Rampage Jackson defeated Matt Hamill at the main event of UFC 130 on Saturday night. Didn't watch it; don't care; whatever.

What I do find entertaining, is an interview that Jackson did after the fight with Karyn Bryant, a reporter for MMA Heat. Jackson tells Bryant(this sounds like a Lakers story, doesn't it?) how he loves black women, asks Bryant if she's black, and she informs him that she's part black. He then comes very close to motorboating her.

Check it out(the fun starts at about the 1:30 mark):




So close. I'm sure he had quite a fun party later in that Vegas night to get some motorboat redemption though.

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Call them geeks. Call them losers. Call them douchebags. Whatever. But you know what? No doubt in my mind that those guys are reeling in more hot ass these days than 90% of us are.


I'm not kidding. The ladies love the Disney singing... I can speak from experience. Busting out some Disney at karaoke is probably how I've gotten half my girlfriends/fun times with the ladies in the past. Yeah, it makes you feel like a monumental dickhead for five minutes(even though deep down I like the Disney songs as much as anybody; I'm not going to throw away the fine moments of my childhood/last week), but it's worth it. One rendition of "A Whole New World" in front of some chicks at the bar, and all of a sudden I might as well be Paul Walker, even if I'm much closer in reality to McLovin.


P.S. Their "Circle of Life" intro was awesome.

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Now it makes more sense:


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Irina Shayk Looks Better In Jeans Than Anybody Ever

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/20/2011 08:41:00 PM | ,


Good lord. Is there any way I could spend just five minutes with her before the rapture? I'll even settle for five seconds because that's all I'm going to need.

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Bar Refaeli's Twitter Account Is Enjoyable

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/20/2011 06:23:00 PM | , ,

Mainly because she posts pictures like this of herself:


Love it.

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I Want: This TV

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/20/2011 04:37:00 PM | , , ,



Holy shitballs. I would just throw on some Disney Pixar movie and stare at that TV like a stoner on 4-20. And yes, sports and boobies would look pretty damn nice on it as well.

As Carlos Boozer yells when grabbing a rebound, "GIMME DAT SHIT!"

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Is This The Best Facebook Status Ever?

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/20/2011 04:07:00 PM | , ,

Easily.


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Whoa bro, that was totally hardcore. No way I could've done that. I mean, jumping off of a building and faceplanting onto a shed? No chance. And you didn't even shit yourself while doing your hardcore parkour like the last guy did. You're absolutely a pro at this "sport".

And nice black wife beater. You're easily the most hardcore guy I've ever seen.

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On his popular Comedy Central show, tosh.0, Daniel Tosh got in the ring with Manny Pacquiao to get punched in the jaw. And Pacquiao certainly did the job:


So there you have it: Confirmation that a punch to the face from the world's top boxer will indeed hurt. A lot.

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I don't even know what to think about this video. All I know is that it will likely break the Internet and could own the summer of 2011. And if it does, I will never be able to get Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World out of my head.

Before you watch this video, I will warn you that it involves a lot of big ole black booty shaking in the camera. It's SFW as there's no nudity, but it's not something you want to be watching at work, the library, etc.

Anyway, here it is:



More annoying or hilarious? I can't decide.

And I give it two weeks before a Target parody of this comes out.

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Finland defeated Sweden to win the gold medal of the IIHF World Championships on Sunday, and their goalie coach, Pasi Nurminen, understandably decided to booze it up in celebration. A lot.

Watch Nurminen get off of Finland's team plane:



I want to party with that guy.

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Well that was easily the creepiest thing I've seen in awhile(or ever). I would say kill it with fire, but it turns out that it's a guy wearing a mask, and not the creepiest-looking thing on the planet(we think). Of course, you sport that mask around for fun and that still makes you creepy as hell.

Not funny, no matter what the Marlins' announcers think.

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The college baseball teams of High Point and Radford decided to get all medieval on our asses during a rain delay of one of their recent games. And we should all be thanking them for it, because they opened us up to a whole new level of awesomeness in rain delay entertainment:



Badass. Really, this should be in-game entertainment for every minor league baseball game. Just throw those Triple-A non-prospects that are simply there to fill rosters, and let them joust away. I'd probably hit up 20+ Sky Sox games per season in Colorado Springs just to see that.

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The petite "Scream" star and her towering boxer boyfriend have ended their tabloid-fodder relationship.

The visually peculiar pair - she's a 21 year-old sunny, 5' 2" blonde starlet and he's a 35 year-old hulking 6' 5" Ukranian heavyweight champion - turned heads and fed endless rumors during their brief time together (they began dating two years ago). Panettiere even admitted on the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" that the most frequent fan question she gets is how, exactly, the couple manage their physical differences in the bedroom.
Source: NBC Chicago

Back in January, I gave my nine reasons why that relationship was doomed. Well, it turns out I was right, but I didn't think it would last all the way until May.

And I'm glad that others, like myself, thought the Panettiere-Klitschko sex had to be really damn weird.

Thanks to @duey23 for the tip

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Candice Swanepoel Thigh Fives The 5/11/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/11/2011 03:52:00 PM

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Best video game I've ever played: The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time for Nintendo 64.

Grand Theft Auto IV(Xbox 360 or PS3) isn't far behind, but Ocarina of Time was just a revolutionary game, and from a personal standpoint, I have so many memories of playing it.

I still remember the day I got the game, after I reserved it months ahead of time, thanks to all of the hype. And my God did I understand why it had so much hype, not even five minutes into the game.

My buddy and I sat there in awe: Incredible graphics, smooth gameplay, fun and addictive gameplay, terrific storyline... I could go on and on. Just perfect.

And even the soundtrack was terrific. If you played this game all the way through(which if I remember correctly would be anywhere from 30-80 hours, depending on how you went about it or how good you were), you would have music from the game stuck in your head for weeks following that.

Even years later, I can immediately recognize the music, and can even tell which theme is from each level in some cases. That's how catchy the sounds are, and how much the game sticks with you.

So when I found this remix and rap on Reddit based on the theme(better known as "Saria's Song") from the "Lost Woods" level, I got a big smile on my face:


And here is the original theme, if you'd like to hear that for comparison:


Badass. And now I really, really want to play Zelda.

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I'm shocked that this video is still up on YouTube, since it shows some boobies just flashing right out there for all of us to see. I'm certainly not complaining at all, it's just that such videos usually are off YouTube faster than Rosie O'Donnell eats a piece of beef jerky.

But, at the time being, we can see this hottie being caught on live television as she flashes the crowd at a recent Club America/Monarcas Morelia soccer game in Mexico(Obviously NSFW):


I don't know how the cameramen were dumb enough to focus in on this babe again after it was clear she was all about giving everybody a glimpse of her knockers, but we thank them for it.

P.S. If/when this video is taken down, shoot me an e-mail... sharapovasthigh@gmail.com

H/T: Ted Williams Head

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Ah, Rachel Bilson. One of my favorites, and she's showing why right here. Just absolutely gorgeous, and with one of the top thighs this world has to offer. Love it.

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On February 5th, Newcastle overcame a 4-0 deficit to earn a draw against Arsensal in soccer. It was an absolutely unbelievable comeback, with all of Newcastle's goals coming in the last 19 minutes of the game.

Now three months later, we have video of an Arsenal fan going apeshit about his club blowing the huge lead.

Here's the video(and the language is NSFW):



Good lord dude. I'm a diehard Cubs fan and even I've never reacted 1/100th as ridiculously as you did there.

Your dog's right: Shut the fuck up.

H/T: Buzzfeed

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I just came across a story that left me absolutely stunned. I really don't remember hearing a more unbelievable story in the sports world, and it's just an absolutely incredible story about life in general.

Jaydin Goldenstein is a high school baseball player for Holyoke, located here in Colorado. On April 29th, Jaydin and his Holyoke squad had a doubleheader against Wray High School, and needed to win both games of a doubleheader to win the Lower Platte League title.

In game one, Jaydin was the starting pitcher for Holyoke, and threw a no-hitter.

In game two, Jaydin hit four home runs.

And as you would assume with such sensational efforts, Holyoke would win both games and get the league title they coveted.

But what made his accomplishments stunning to a level beyond explanation, was that just two days before this day on the baseball diamond, he sat bedside as his 35-year-old mother, Leah Bennett, passed away.

I can't even imagine how it's possible as a high school kid to play baseball two days after your mother's death, and to perform like Jaydin did? "Amazing" is an understatement.

Watch this video, and please do yourself a favor and read much more about the story, in Benjamin Hochman's article for The Denver Post:



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This really could be the greatest video ever. It's of Arnold Schwarzenegger going to Brazil to enjoy the festivities at Rio de Janeiro's Carnival, and it takes place in 1983, three years before he would marry Maria Shriver. As you've surely heard by now, the two separated yesterday. And had this video taken place following their marriage rather than in 1983, there's no doubt that they would've separated long ago.

In the video, Arnold hilariously enjoys the hell out of himself in Rio, especially with the ladies. Never before have I seen a man seductively "feed" a carrot stick to a woman quite like he does at the 4:40 mark.

You do need to be warned that the video is a little NSFW, though. Anyway, here it is:



Classic. Just absolutely classic.

LET'S GET TO THE CHOPPA AND GO TO RIO TOGETHER ARNOLD!

H/T: The Insider

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Mother's Day Gift Delivery FAIL

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/09/2011 08:29:00 PM | , , , , , ,



Alright bud, you should've thought this one through more. I mean, we know dogs rule, but this is just asking too much out of the little dude. And if Taco Bell's right, Chihuahuas only know Spanish, so the dog has no idea what the hell you're saying.

P.S. Nice hair.

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Dewayne Yarbrough, 43, was arrested Thursday at his home in the 800 block of East 11th Place after the Cook County Sheriff’s animal crimes unit received a tip about Yarbrough keeping the American alligator at his home, according to a news release from the sheriff’s office.

He faces a misdemeanor charge of possession of a dangerous animal.

Officers obtained a search warrant for Yarbrough’s home and found the alligator in the kitchen there on Thursday, police said.

The alligator is about 4 feet long -- alligators often are as long as 14 feet -- and Yarbrough told investigators he only fed the animal 10 live mice once a month and kept it in a small fish tank to keep down its size, according to the news release.

Yarbough told police he kept the animal because “chicks dig it,” according to police. Yarbrough bought the animal for $200 in Indiana five years ago, according to the release.
Source: Chicago Tribune

Alright, I don't even care about the arrest and all that junk. Weird news, hilarious explanation for having the alligator, blah blah blah blah blah blah.

What I want to know is if my man Dewayne here is correct. I mean, do chicks really dig pet alligators? I just always assumed they liked dogs or other cute animals, not ferocious fuckers from the swamp that may bite your face off.

Aside from wanting a dog because they are absolutely awesome, I've also wanted one so I can take it for a walk and have girls come flying at me(and by me I mean the dog, but then the conversation with the girls naturally follows). But is a pet alligator more likely to cause such a situation?

On the other hand, the ladies love something unique about guys, and last I checked, having a pet alligator is pretty damn unique. Additionally, showing you can handle an alligator living in your house shows that you're quite a fearless badass, something the ladies also love. So maybe Dewayne is right after all.

Also, you can get an alligator, in Indiana, for just $200?

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Today, the Seattle Mariners finally decided they'd have enough of the headache that is Milton Bradley, and designated the 33-year-old outfielder for assignment. After the Mariners find no takers for Bradley in a 10-day period where they can try to trade him under the DFA rules, they will release him, and he will be free to sign with another team, with the Mariners being on the hook for the remainder of his $10 million salary.

But will anybody even want to deal with him at the league minimum salary? I wouldn't. Along with being the biggest asshole in the sport, he's just not good anymore. He hit .205 with a .640 OPS for the Mariners in 2010, and is batting .218 with a .669 OPS this season. Defensively, he's terrible, and lazy these days.

And with a 33-year-old body that's been through a significant amount of injuries, it's hard to imagine his performance improving very much. If you wanted to toss in the, "Well maybe a change of scenery will help him" crap, don't bother. He's been on eight teams in 12 seasons(for a reason), and it's been the same story with him everywhere he goes.

A Mariners team that is desperate for offense(tied for last in the American League with a .230 batting average, and 13th in OPS at .631) hoped that Bradley's bat would come along enough to deal with his behavioral issues, especially with the amount of money he's owed.

But it became clear that he was not going to produce as they hoped at the plate, and after being suspended last week for bumping into an umpire, followed an ejection on Friday night for arguing balls and strikes, the Mariners finally decided that they couldn't take it anymore. And I think the league as a whole may finally feel that way as well.

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Well that was enjoyable to watch. But seriously, did neither the pull-up guy, the stopwatch guy, or the camera guy give that pull-up bar a little test first? That thing was down faster than Peter McNeeley.

And that's what you get for putting up a pull-up bar on the side of an old-ass wooden house, within a foot of a bunch of trash cans. Nice setup.

Too bad I didn't get to see the driveway power cleans, bro.

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Well that was random, and awesome. And I seriously would've had no idea that it was that no-talent assclown, Michael Bolton, just by looking at him. This is the Bolton I remember:


I wonder if he wants us to just call him "Mike" now too. And yes, here you go(I wish YouTube had his interview with the Bobs):



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First this chick farts on TV and now she's wearing this shit? Are you kidding me? She's dressed like a clown, she must have a wedgie going with how hiked up those pants are, and she's sporting some ridiculous hair to top it off.

Now it makes a bit more sense as to why Ashley Cole cheated on her(although it's never cool to cheat on somebody, just dump them). Who wants a chick that's just letting farts fly and dressing like a fucking freak?

What happened to this Cheryl Cole? Bring her back, please.

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College Humor made a video showing what it would've been like if LeBron James, not Michael Jordan, had been in the movie Space Jam. And it's gold, Jerry.

Check it out:



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Awesome. Dude is just absolutely crushed by that tube, does a crazy flip, then calmly signs off while lying on the ground in pain. Smooth.

And why the hell did he just stand there staring at the tube coming right at him?

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Hirotada Ototake is a 35-year-old Japanese sportswriter. He also happens to have no arms and legs, due to a genetic disorder called tetra-amelia syndrome.

But, that didn't stop him from throwing out the first pitch at a Seibu-Rakuten baseball game in Japan on Friday.

Check it out:


Absolutely amazing, awesome, and inspirational.

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Here's Video Of A Dog Trying To Get A Statue To Play Fetch

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/06/2011 02:07:00 PM | , ,


You think you've got somebody to play fetch with, and this guy just sits on the bench and ignores you? Tough break for the little fella.

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I cannot believe this news. Hopefully Gus gets a big gig somewhere else. You'd think he would, considering that, you know, half of America worships him. But March Madness will not be the same.

And so much for being able to enjoy that 38-10 Bills/Browns game in the fourth quarter like you would've if Gus were announcing.

Read more about it at Awful Announcing(where you can also find my writing).

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Jessica Burciaga Thigh Fives The Cinco De Mayo Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/05/2011 01:39:00 PM | ,

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I'm sitting here watching the Angels-Red Sox game on ESPN, and the camera focuses in on the Angels' Vernon Wells, who is on deck. Vernon is hitting under .200, and has four years, $86 million remaining on his contract as part of the seven-year, $126-million deal the Toronto Blue Jays gave him in 2008.

While his ability to hit a baseball may not come around anytime soon, he's at least working on his ability to spit out his gum and hit the gum with the swing of his bat, before the gum lands on the ground. You know, the important things.

Here's video:



Getting the most out of those on-deck swings!

And yes, I'm fully expecting MLB to take down my video at any second thanks to their lame copyright rules.

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Here's Victoria's Secret Angels Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton, Alessandra Ambrosio, and other hotties that I don't know the names of, having a fun time on the beach:



And... I'm sweating profusely.

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I'm going to come right out and say I think that parkour shit is lame. Just jumping and climbing around town, and they act like it's a sport? That's not a sport. That's just being a monkey in public.

And if you're doing the parkour(especially when you call it "hardcore parkour") at a children's playground, you deserve to have something bad happen to you. Like, landing on your balls and shitting your pants:



That's a shame.

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As someone that has seen every Seinfeld episode 10+ times, I'm in complete shock right now. That looks more like Harold Ramis than Jerry Seinfeld.

Nice outfit, and especially specs. The 70s aren't even a good enough excuse for that look.

H/T: The Daily What

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Is This The Weirdest Headline Ever?

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/04/2011 04:18:00 PM | , , , , ,


Wow. Just off the top of my head I can't think of any that are as weird as that one. Like, not even close.

If you have any good examples to challenge this one for the headline crown, feel free to share them in the comments.

H/T: News.Com.AU; Darren Rovell

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Here's Larry David reacting to Rebecca Black's incredibly annoying and terrible song, "Friday"(Note: Language Is NSFW):



Okay, so as you likely assumed, that was a mashup, with the original Curb scene being this:



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Ana Beatriz Barros Thigh Fives The 5/4/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 5/04/2011 02:54:00 PM | ,


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It's been at least a few weeks since we had some crazy news to report on Jose Canseco. Well, we do now, and I'm glad to say it was worth the wait.

On Tuesday, Jose posted a few tweets about his desire to get a reality show on TruTV(at least I assume that's what he was trying to spell), claiming that he had a great idea to pitch to the television network, and even posted his e-mail address multiple times in hopes of the network contacting him. Smart thinking from Jose as always.

Here are his tweets:


My guess is Jose wants to do a reality show for the North American League baseball team he is managing and playing for, the Yuma Scorpions. And if so, it would make a lot more sense as to why he joined the Scorpions, as he's an attention whore, and poor.

And yes, I encourage you to e-mail the hell out of him.

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The Obamas are just crushing it right now. Barack with a speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday that would make 99% of stand-up comedians look like trash, then of course Sunday(do I really need to explain that one?), and now here we have the First Lady, Michelle, pulling out the Dougie.

The YouTube description:

Michelle Obama made a surprise visit to Alice Dean Middle School on Tuesday as part of her "Let's Move!" campaign and a partnership with Beyoncé called "Move Your Body." The First Lady let her hair down by showing the kids that she does, indeed, know how to Dougie.


The video:



Love it. Keep it coming, Obamas.

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After his clashing with former Transformers star Megan Fox, there's no doubt that director Michael Bay is quite thrilled to see Fox's Transformers replacement, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, finishing #1 in Maxim's "Hot 100" rankings for 2011. This alone should get quite a few more people into the theaters for Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

And here's the entire list(thanks to Bob's Blitz) of Maxim's 2011 "Hot 100" rankings, and I'll follow with my commentary:
100. Melanie Iglesias
99. Candace Bailey
98. Camilla Belle
97. Hope Dworaczyk
96. Sophie Monk

95. Serinda Swan
94. Alessandra Torresani
93. Kelli Hutcherson
92. Nicky Whelan
91. Erin Andrews

90. Lauren Storm
89. Lyndsy Fonseca
88. Daniela Ruah
87. Emmanuelle Vaugier
86. Autumn Reeser

85. Rachelle Leah
84. Paz De la Huerta
83. Carly Craig
82. Kelly Kelly
81. Gabrielle Union

80. Danica McKellar
79. Mini Anden
78. JWOWW
77. Anna Chapman
76. Diora Baird

75. Nicki Minaj
74. Laura Vandervoort
73. Jamie Chung
72. Stacy Keibler
71. Taylor Cole

70. Arianny Celeste
69. Emma Watson
68. Anna Paquin
67. Ciara
66. Aly Michalka

65. Elisha Cuthbert
64. Miley Cyrus
63. Ana De la Reguera
62. Whitney Port
61. Eva Amurri

60. Kelly Brook
59. Grace Park
58. Christina Aguilera
57. Audrina Patridge
56. Christina Hendricks

55. Joanna Krupa
54. Vanessa Hudgens
53. Ashley Greene
52. Minka Kelly
51. Nicole Scherzinger

50. Selita Ebanks
49. Alison Brie
48. Julianne Hough
47. Odette Annable
46. Beau Garrett

45. Emmanuelle Chriqui
44. Anna Faris
43. Naya Rivera
42. Emma Stone
41. Jaimie Alexander

40. Hilary Duff
39. Rebecca Mader
38. Lindsay Lohan
37. Zoe Saldana
36. Brooklyn Decker

35. Kim Kardashian
34. Avril Lavigne
33. Dania Ramirez
32. Emmy Rossum
31. Evan Rachel Wood

30. Amanda Bynes
29. Sofia Vergara
28. Lea Michele
27. Michelle Trachtenberg
26. Kate Middleton

25. Britney Spears
24. Sarah Shahi
23. Brittany Snow
22. Rihanna
21. Jessica Alba

20. Taylor Swift
19. Anna Kournikova
18. Eva Mendes
17. Megan Fox
16. Leighton Meester

15. Olivia Wilde
14. Scarlett Johansson
13. Kaley Cuoco
12. January Jones
11. Jordana Brewster

10. Jennifer Lawrence
9. Cobie Smulders
8. Natalie Portman
7. Anne Hathaway
6. Bar Refaeli

5. Mila Kunis
4. Cameron Diaz
3. Katy Perry
2. Olivia Munn
1. Rosie Huntington Whiteley
Autumn Reeser 86th? Stacy Keibler 72nd? Arianny Celeste 70th? Elisha Cuthbert 65th? Minka Kelly 52nd? Emmanuelle Chriqui 45th? Jessica Alba 21st? Megan Fox 17th? Leighton Meester 16th? All just RIDICULOUSLY undervalued.

And for the RIDICULOUSLY overvalued ladies...

Anna Paquin 68th? Christina Aguilera 58th? Hilary Duff 40th? Lindsay Lohan 40th? Avril Lavigne 34th? Amanda Bynes 30th? Britney Spears 25th? Cameron Diaz 4th? Katy Perry 3rd?

AND NO THIGH GODDESS, MARIA SHARAPOVA? Are you kidding me? What year is this?

I could go on and on about why these rankings are beyond awful, but I'm not going to waste my time. I think/hope you can see for yourself.

But I'd love to hear your thoughts. What do you think of these rankings? Is there anybody missing from the list that should be on it(YES)? Who shouldn't be on the list? Who should be ranked higher/lower? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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Yeah, they're no lions, but alligators are pretty badass:



How perfect is that? Just a killer animal going straight at a cop car in Florida as if it was told to. And if it was indeed doing as told, I need to get a pet alligator ASAP.

Thigh Five: Jalopnik

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Patriotism is in full bloom right now across the U.S. following the death of Osama bin Laden.

And with that of course comes the U-S-A chants at large gatherings. It was constantly going on in front of the White House on Sunday night, and I posted a video on here of Phillies fans at Citizens Bank Park chanting "U-S-A" upon learning of the death of bin Laden.

But there's just some situations where trying to start a "U-S-A" chant turns into a highly awkward situation. If you're going to start a successful chant, you have to have the right location going, and have people starting the chant with you. If you're by yourself, on a packed early morning NYC subway ride, that's not the right situation.

This guy did not get the memo:



Look dude, everybody appreciates your patriotism and all, but this is just not how it's done. Most of these people are cranky on a packed train, headed to a nine-to-five job that they hate. Add in that a good percentage of the people on this ride smell like hell, and it just worsens the rest of the passengers' mood.

Oh, and the fact that you're creepily videotaping all of these cranky people is not going to help the cause.

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That just happened. For my money, it's Dwyane Wade and Manu Ginobili ruling the Euro Step move, and nobody else is even close at executing it in such beauty. And if you ask Kevin Garnett right now, it's Wade taking that crown, hands down. That was nasty.

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Earlier I showed you Adidas' congratulatory commercial for Derrick Rose's MVP honors. Now, I'm bringing you his MVP acceptance speech, which shows off his incredibly humble side, something that is refreshing to see these days in the sports world.

In the speech, Derrick thanked a long list of people for helping him get to this point. He especially went into detail about his mom, and got very emotional when doing so.

Here's the video, and you might need some kleenex nearby when watching it:



Absolutely great stuff. That should serve as quite a good reminder to everybody that Mother's Day is on Sunday.

H/T: Cosby Sweaters; Deadspin

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I'll never understand the idiots that think it could possibly be a good idea to run onto the field during a sporting event. It's a guaranteed ticket to jail, and after the tasing incident at the Phillies game last year, you'd really think people would want to avoid the situation.

Oh, and every few times the security guard that catches the fan gives the fan a nice bone-crushing tackle. And it's a pleasure to watch.

That happened last night at Fenway Park:



Expect the Patriots to get that security guard in for a tryout as soon as the lockout ends.


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You likely know that I'm a Chicago Bulls fan, so I'm furious over last night's loss to the Atlanta Hawks. What I am happy about though, is their 22-year-old point guard, Derrick Rose, winning the NBA's MVP in a landslide.

Here's more on it, from ESPN Chicago:

The 22-year-old Rose was officially announced as MVP on Tuesday after leading the Bulls to a 62-20 record and No. 1 seed in the playoffs.

Rose finished with 113 first-place votes and 1,182 total points. The Magic's Dwight Howard finished second with three first-place votes and 643 points. The Heat's LeBron James was third with 522 points, including four first-place votes, and the Lakers' Kobe Bryant was fourth with 428 points and one first-place vote.
And there's not a company happier about those voting results than Adidas, who endorse Rose and second-place MVP finisher, Dwight Howard.

In recent months, we've seen plenty of commercials featuring those two, as part of Adidas' "All in" campaign. And as you'd expect, Adidas had a commercial ready to go today to congratulate Rose for his MVP honors.

Check out this awesome commercial:



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Oh I'm definitely thinking so. A+ body. A+ looks. A+ pigtails(never underestimate the power of the pigtails, ladies). A+ outfit. A+ moves. A+ wild attitude. She's got it.

Not only do I think she has what it's capable of to be "Thigh of the Week", I think I might be in love with her.

And before you say, "Is that chick even 18?!" Yes, 26 even according to her YouTube page. And I'm 27, so it sounds just perfect.

H/T: Reddit

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