June 2011 | Sharapova's Thigh

Abbey Clancy Does Esquire FTW

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/30/2011 03:50:00 PM | , , , ,

Abbey(or Abigail) Clancy, the former Thigh of the Week and wife of soccer player Peter Crouch, got all sorts of sexy for Esquire.

Here's proof:


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One More Win...

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/30/2011 12:13:00 PM | , ,


And the Thigh Goddess will be Wimbledon champion, and again ruling the universe. Well, the second part may not be true, but she might as well be.

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Well, that's a weird ass bobblehead giveaway choice, even if he is from Oakland. Pretty cool though.


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First today we showed you Jose and Ozzie Canseco going off at umpires in an independent league game. We followed that up with an independent league mascot having a huge boner. And now, here we are with another independent league post, our third straight one. I guess we're an independent league blog now?

Anyway, this one is about the Lancaster Barnstormers' manager, Butch Hobson. Lancaster's Gilberto Mejia appeared to beat out a play at first base, but the first base umpire called him out. He flipped out at the umpire over the call, and then Hobson really flipped out.

Hobson ripped the base out of the ground, went over to the dugout, got a pen to autograph the base, and then handed it to a lady sitting in the first row of the stands.

Here's video, via our friends at It's Always Sunny In Detroit:


Absolutely awesome.

UPDATE: Here is a video showing a different angle of the ejection, tipped to us by @soccerkevin11:



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The Amarillo Sox, an independent league baseball team(and that's two consecutive independent league posts for us), unveiled their new mascot at their game last Friday night.

He is the Amarillo Sox Sock, and all anybody in attendance noticed about him was nothing about a sock, but rather a word that rhymes with it:


"It was not the way I wanted it," Lee said. "I'm very disappointed in the lady who did it, and I've told her so. She is going to fix it to the changes we want. I want to say on the record, if we offended anybody, I apologize."
The mascot will have a boner-free look this weekend, and I'd expect the designer lady to put a frown on his face.


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Back with some more Jose Canseco fun. This time his twin brother, Ozzie, also joined the action, as they went crazy on some umpires during their Yuma Scorpions game in the North American League. Both play for the team, but Jose is also the manager, while Ozzie is also the hitting coach.

Anyway, here's video of them ganging up on some umpires, via Larry Brown Sports(which I highly recommend bookmarking, by the way)


Just some good ole brotherly bonding and roid-raging at the ballpark.

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Interleague play. Yeah, it brings you the fun crosstown rivalries such as Cubs-White Sox and Yankees-Mets, but then it also brings you many more matchups that fans could give two shits about. Padres-Royals is a perfect example of that.

And last night, the Padres and Royals indeed met up for a game at Petco Park. So to keep the fans in attendance from falling asleep before the game even started, the Padres had a Cirque du Soleil performer(that looks straight out of the jungle) throw out the ceremonial first pitch, after doing about 85 flips on the mound:


All of that work for a pitch served up on a tee.

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I haven't been stalking Sara Jean Underwood all night, but I'm sure it looks that way with the consecutive posts about her. Honestly, I just randomly ran into this video. Promise, although I can't say I'd feel uncomfortable at all if you thought otherwise because she's an absolute 10.

Anyway, this video is of Sara Jean joining in the World Naked Bike Ride in Portland for G4. Giddy up.

And yes, the video is NSFW(even though her private parts are covered a little bit)

The Thigh might have to do a special report from there next year, especially if she returns.

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Oh the things I would do to be able to join them on that boat.


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Man Vs. Lion... Who Ya Got?

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/27/2011 05:00:00 PM | , , , , ,

Well I'm sure you're thinking, "Unless the man has a grenade launcher or something, obviously I'm taking the lion. The animal is only the king of the goddman jungle after all."

But if I told you that the lion was bored, tired, and had apparently just eaten a jackass, would that change your opinion?
The lion itself looked bored. One man in the crowd claimed it had just been fed a whole donkey and was therefore sleepy.
Source: The Wall Street Journal

Well that makes things a little less interesting.

Still, it takes some serious balls to get into a cage with a lion, even if the animal is disinterested. And there's no doubt this guy has some serious balls. His name is Al Sayed al Essawy, an Egyptian "strongman".

As the article from the Wall Street Journal says, "He brought to the lion fight a tough-guy pedigree. Mr. Al Essawy has pulled trucks attached to his back with hooks in his skin. He has hanged himself by the neck without dying. He has chewed glass."

So yeah, Al Essawy fears being in a cage with a lion a bit less than pretty much anybody else on the planet would.

Anyway, here's video of Al Essawy taking on the beast this past Saturday in Egypt:


Like Rosie O'Donnell feels after eating an appetizer, that left me wanting much more. And if Al Essawy is true to his word, we may get a more exciting battle in the coming weeks:
Having survived, Mr. Al Essawy is preparing to up the ante. In one month's time, he plans to fight two lions at once. Or perhaps a gorilla, he said. Or maybe a shark.
Two lions at once, with Al Essawy standing in between them, please. Oh, and no weapons.

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Here we have what could be a very attractive girl, if she weren't an absolute nutjob. Just making some crazy ass looks with her eyes, rapping a Busta Rhymes song like a fool, and anointing herself the Yankees official rap girl. What a waste of a face.

Here's her rapping(and the lyrics NSFW)


Yankees official crap girl is more like it.

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The Phillie Phanatic got drilled in the face by a foul ball at a minor league game for the LeHigh Valley IronPigs last night. And the video is every bit as hilarious to watch as you'd expect it to be:


I've played that over and over for the last 30 minutes.

And if you're wondering, he was actually taken to the emergency room, but is fine, so we can laugh.

H/T: The Fightins

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Only In Japan: This Wave Pool

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/23/2011 03:18:00 PM | , , , ,


Apparently this video is a few years old, but i just saw it for the first time while surfing Reddit. So sorry if you've already seen it, but I just had to post it, because it's all sorts of ridiculous.

I mean, how is that wave pool possibly even fun? Do you realize how much piss is surely in there?

And lots of people must've left that wave pool with concussions. I've been to this water park in the Denver area a few times, Water World, and pretty much every time I rode out a wave on a tube, I destroyed somebody's head accidentally. One time I turned around after I'd finished riding the wave, and an old lady was holding her head practically crying after I totally just rode right over her head. It's a a danger zone. Of course, in this video, there's no room to even go.

Also, what if you want to get out of the water and you're at the beginning of the wave pool? Absolutely stuck there. Enjoy those pruney hands while you have a concussion and have been holding in a shit for four straight hours.

And if I didn't tell you where that was located, you would've immediately guessed it was Japan, right?

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In a Canada-England under-17 World Cup game, the Canadian goalie, Quillan Roberts, incredibly scored a goal from past midfield. And it occurred in the 87th minute, to tie the game, making it even more awesome.

Here's video:



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Megan Fox Thigh Fives The 6/21/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/21/2011 06:00:00 AM | ,

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Well This Looks Safe

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/21/2011 04:54:00 AM | , , , ,


He was really pushing it at the 1:20 mark. That's not a golden retriever, bro.

H/T: Reddit

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British babe Lucy Pinder, a former Thigh of the Week, has an ad campaign going on with Lynx(which is Axe to us over here in the states). I really can't tell you much about the ad campaign, and to be honest... none of that matters to me. All that matters is that this behind-the-scenes video is sexy as hell.

Also, while it's technically SFW... I will say that you shouldn't watch this in a public setting, in front of the lady friend/wife, etc. Yes, I told you to stop whatever the hell you're doing and watch this, but I'm just looking out for you. So you've been warned.

Anyway, here it is, via Hollywood Tuna:



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Tonight, the Cubs and White Sox met for this first time this season, and White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen already provided some fireworks, as he frequently does.

Alexei Ramirez was up to bat for the White Sox, as they trailed the Cubs by the score of 6-3 in the sixth inning. Ramirez rolled a pitch on top of the plate, and Cubs catcher Geovany Soto picked up the ball, and tagged him out for the easiest groundout you'll ever see.

However, it appeared that the ball may have actually been behind home plate when Soto picked it up, which would make it a foul ball. And of course, Ozzie Guillen wanted to have a word with the home plate umpire after the play. And of course, he was soon ejected... and then treated Soto's catcher's mask like a soccer ball, which made Soto crack up in laughter.

Here's video, which I took:


Hilarious stuff, and classic Ozzie.

And here's a better look at the play that shows the umpire may have indeed gotten the call right:


The Cubs would go on to win by that same 6-3 score.

Oh, and let this serve as a reminder that I also have a Cubs blog.

UPDATE: MLB of course took my videos down due to the incredibly lame, 1993-esque MLB video copyright crap. Here's a video from them(apparently there's embed code for MLB.Com videos now?) of the ejection though:


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Yesterday, Jack McKeon was named the Florida Marlins' interim manager, after Edwin Rodriguez resigned from the job(after the Marlins had lost 18 of 19 games). McKeon previously managed the Marlins from 2003-2005, and won a World Series title with them in the '03 season.

But, he hasn't managed baseball since his '05 season with the Marlins, and he's quite old to be taking over the managerial duties for an MLB team.

Just exactly how old is he? 80, making him the second oldest manager in MLB history, behind just the great Connie Mack.

And still, McKeon's immediately trying to light a fire under the Marlins' asses before they even play a game. Tonight, he's benching the Marlins' star shortstop, Hanley Ramirez, because Ramirez showed up late for a team meeting today, and did not hustle yesterday.


Jack McKeon’s first move in his second go-around as the Marlins manager was to bench Hanley Ramirez.

Ramirez, the three-time All-Star arrived late to the clubhouse Monday, showing up after McKeon called the team together for a 3:30 p.m. meeting, according to people in the organization. When asked if he knew why he was not in the lineup Ramirez said “no,” before joining his teammates to stretch.

When McKeon was asked if there was a reason Ramirez is not in the lineup he said: “Yeah, because I didn’t put him in there.” He added that he didn’t like the way Ramirez was running on Sunday. McKeon was in North Carolina on Sunday at a softball game in which his granddaughter was playing. Ramirez was going 0-for-3 in St. Petersburg against the Rays, dropping his average to .201.

McKeon, who was introduced as the team’s interim manager just more than 24 hours after Edwin Rodriguez resigned Sunday morning, said during his press conference he would not be afraid to make the tough decisions.

“If you try to be (the players’) friend that will get you fired,” he said.
Ramirez is currently making $11 million in the third year of a six-year contract, and is owed at least $15 million in each of the next three years. And he's hitting .201, with a .596 OPS, and not hustling. Not to mention that he's supposed to be the guy on a team that's lost 18 of their last 19 games. Therefore, I think McKeon made a great call here, and it will be interesting to see how Ramirez and the Marlins respond.

It will also be interesting to see if McKeon can make it through the season alive.

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Very well-deserved boozing for the 22-year-old, after he won the US Open(in absolutely dominating fashion) earlier in the day.

And I have a feeling that wasn't the last of his drinks on the night.

H/T: Rory McIlroy's Twitter

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The craziness with fans going after foul balls at baseball games continues. Last weekend on theScore, I posted a video of a lady wrestling a ball away from a little girl at a game. Then Thursday right here on the Thigh, I posted a video of a guy wrestling a ball away from a woman.

And tonight, I took video of a lady in a Colorado Rockies shirt absolutely drilling a dude in a Detroit Tigers old school Al Kaline jersey at Coors Field, as they went after a foul ball hit by Troy Tulowitzki.

Check it out:


Come on, lady. My man here has probably the sickest jersey in the park. Let him have the goddamn $12 baseball after he dropped $300 for the jersey of a Hall of Famer, and save your MMA moves for some douchebag in the bleachers.

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Watch This Guy Bang A Mannequin Outside Of A Store

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/18/2011 08:07:00 PM | , ,


Hey, everybody needs to get some. Dude's old and not exactly looking like Tom Cruise. I doubt he has many opportunities to get his bang on. So he sees a mannequin showing off some thigh, and does his thing. I'm disappointed in his form more than anything else.

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Our friend Bob at Bob's Blitz(a must-bookmark) has come through for us yet again. Bob informed me about this video(and pics) he posted today of Maria Sharapova at the WTA Pre-Wimbledon Party in London.

As Bob said, "And with her entrance at the WTA Pre-Wimbledon Party at Kensington Roof Gardens in London yesterday, Maria Sharapova's goddess status was confirmed."

Amen. The Thigh Goddess she is indeed.

And see the video of the Thigh Goddess at the event for yourself:



By the way, Wimbledon begins on Monday, and Maria is the co-favorite(with Serena Williams) to win the tournament according to Bodog.

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I've had a few sips in my day of Bud Light Lime, but I've never purchased one. But after seeing this new Bud Light Lime commercial featuring UFC Ring Girl(and Thigh of the Week alum), Arianny Celeste, I may have to buy a case of the beer to show my appreciation:


Holy hotness.

And if you want much more of Arianny, I suggest following her on Twitter, as she's very active on there and frequently links some great pictures/videos of her gorgeous self.

H/T: The Score Buzz(which I'm the editor for on weekends, so you should be nice and bookmark it)

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Rosie Jones Thigh Fives The 6/17/11 Links

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/17/2011 04:45:00 AM | ,

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If you have not seen FX's The League, you've been missing out. Two seasons of the hilarious show about fantasy football(although you don't have to be a fantasy football/NFL fan at all to enjoy it) have aired, and a third season begins this fall.

However, an NFL season may not be on the way this year due to the lockout(in case you've been living in a cave and haven't heard). And the cast of The League shared their thoughts on that:


Good stuff, but I would've appreciated Mr. McGibblets' opinion as well.

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Moneyball, by Michael Lewis, is probably my favorite book. It was published in 2003, and still today I'll find myself just flipping to a random page and reading for a few minutes. Really, for any baseball fan, it's a terrific read.

Rather than take the time to break it all down myself, here's a pretty good summary of what the book's about from Wikipedia:
The central premise of Moneyball is that the collected wisdom of baseball insiders (including players, managers, coaches, scouts, and the front office) over the past century is subjective and often flawed. Statistics such as stolen bases, runs batted in, and batting average, typically used to gauge players, are relics of a 19th century view of the game and the statistics that were available at the time. The book argues that the Oakland A's' front office took advantage of more empirical gauges of player performance to field a team that could compete successfully against richer competitors in Major League Baseball.

Rigorous statistical analysis had demonstrated that on-base percentage and slugging percentage are better indicators of offensive success, and the A's became convinced that these qualities were cheaper to obtain on the open market than more historically valued qualities such as speed and contact. These observations often flew in the face of conventional baseball wisdom and the beliefs of many baseball scouts and executives.

By re-evaluating the strategies that produce wins on the field, the 2002 Athletics, with approximately $41 million in salary, were competitive with larger market teams such as the New York Yankees, who spent over $125 million in payroll that same season. Because of the team's smaller revenues, Oakland is forced to find players undervalued by the market, and their system for finding value in undervalued players has proven itself thus far.
To basically summarize that summary(does that make sense? probably not), the book centers around how general manager Billy Beane needs to find unconventional ways to build a winning baseball team, without having the payroll to go out there and sign an Albert Pujols. You might not agree with all of the ideas presented by Beane and Paul DePodesta(was the Oakland assistant general manager at the time), but it's fascinating, and it started the baseball sabermetric craze.

Also fascinating, is Billy Beane the person. Constantly in the book, he's unsatisfied. He's tossing f-bombs, getting pissed about the Athletics' manager Art Howe, can't even watch the games because it drives him nuts, etc. He's a perfectionist, which makes running a team with a $41 million payroll quite a difficult job, and it causes him to release anger frequently.

So it's going to be interesting to see how Brad Pitt portrays him. Wait, what? Brad Pitt? Yep, there's a movie about the book coming out(set for a September 23rd release), and Pitt is playing the character of Billy Beane. Other actors in the movie include Jonah Hill(as Peter Brand... a pseudonym for Paul DePodesta) and Philip Seymour Hoffman(Art Howe). Oh, and former major league shortstop Royce Clayton is playing shortstop Miguel Tejada in the movie.

When the news of a Moneyball movie being in the works broke, I really didn't know what to think. Again, I absolutely loved the book, but I had a hard time picturing it as a successful movie. A baseball fan might find it enjoyable, but does the average person want to cough up $10+ bucks to hear about the importance of on-base percentage?

But after seeing the newly-released trailer for the movie, I have to say that it looks pretty good, and I do think it could be a box office success(especially because it only took $47 million to make, which is fitting).

Check it out for yourself:


What do you think? Will you see Moneyball?

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Last weekend on theScore, I posted a video of a lady wrestling away a baseball from a little girl. It absolutely amazed and disgusted me.

Now, here we are again with a fan wrestling a ball away from a person. This time it's a douchebag Diamondbacks fan taking the ball away from a woman at Chase Field.

I was actually watching this live and uploaded the video myself(and email me or comment if MLB takes it down):


Classy, bro. Way to be a gentleman to the ladies. I hope you enjoy that $12 baseball over a sex-free life.

UPDATE: There's been some suggestions that this fan is mentally handicapped, and if so, I obviously take back what I said, 100%. My apologies if that's the case.

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It's been awhile since we checked in to see what our old pal(he just loves us) Jose Canseco is up to. Well, it's good to see that he's just as out of his mind as always. In fact, he's using Twitter to let the ladies out there know that he's looking for a wife, and even has a picture to try to get them to bite:


Very romantic.

And in May, he tweeted on and on about Lady Gaga, saying how he'd marry her in a second. He made sure to remind her of that after his looking-for-a-wife tweet:
Sometimes, a picture really is worth a thousand words.

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Watch this Star Wars: Old Republic cinematic to see the dramatic reappearance of the Sith as they attack the Jedi in the new video game.
This. Is. AWESOME:


Turn that into a movie, please.

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Available on iTunes. Ben Crane, Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler, & Hunter Mahan have formed the PGA's exclusive boy band . . . "Golf Boys". Presented by Farmers Insurance. Directed by SAMM. Music by Con Bro Chill www.bencranegolf.com
A PGA Tour exclusive boy band, with actual players from the tour? You are now a billionaire if you ever put money on this happening.

But, here's the awesome video proof that it is indeed happening:


Absolutely outstanding.

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The babealicious Candice Swanepoel just continues to bring it. Watch her latest awesomeness in this photoshoot video for Victoria's Secret:


That's what I'd imagine heaven is like.

And how the hell was she left off the Maxim "Hot 100" list for 2011?

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Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is taking the Larry O'Brien trophy(NBA Finals champions trophy) everywhere he goes. I mean EVERYWHERE he goes.

From Busted Coverage:


So that's how the trophy got its color.

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I'm a karaoke nut. Get a few drinks in me, and I bust out anything.

And cheers to English star soccer player Wayne Rooney for also being A-okay with busting out some karaoke at the bar:


H/T: Sports Crackle Pop

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Yesterday at Arapahoe Basin(better known as just A-Basin here in Colorado), some skiers and snowboarders got together for some pond skimming. Some of them awesomely made it across, and some of them hilariously ate shit in the water.

Here's a badass video of it:


H/T: Reddit

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"We (www.advantageelectricians.com) were wiring up a continuous motion pool/hot-tub in Shoreview MN the home owner was over seeing all the work himself had the hole dug rented the crane operator etc.. We were onsite waiting for the pool to be set so we could bond the frame and what not, when things took a wrong turn.... I was filming with my phone and I heard the crane operator scream and I took off running toward the front of the house as soon as he started to yell I knew something went wrong. It sounded like thunder when the thing hit the house knocked out the chimney crushed the garage and busted up the house good. The operator was shaking in his boots scared the hell out of him not to mention things like this do not happen they have a load chart that prevents things like that.. needless to say he was on the phone with the owner of the company right away. Crazy Friday...."

And video of the FAIL(might as well just skip to the 2-minute mark):


"GOD DAMMIT!"

And here's video of what the scene looked like after that:


What's up with that dude having a giant smile on his face at the beginning? I mean, yeah, I find it absolutely hilarious, but anybody involved with this situation probably shouldn't.

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Miranda Kerr's Ass Is In Spandex FTW

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/13/2011 03:59:00 PM | , , ,


Want to see that ass close up? Okay then:


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“When I got the call two months ago to be your speaker, I decided to prepare with the same intensity many of you have devoted to an important term paper. So late last night, I began. I drank two cans of Red Bull, snorted some Adderall, played a few hours of Call of Duty, and then opened my browser. I think Wikipedia put it best when they said “Dartmouth College is a private Ivy League University in Hanover, New Hampshire, United States.”

Conan O'Brien recently gave the commencement speech for the Dartmouth College 2011 graduating class. And it was absolutely outstanding, as you'd expect with Conan.

Check it out(It's well worth the 24 minutes; Hell, I've already watched it twice):


Classic Conan. Just pure genius.

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The Dallas Mavericks & The Surprising Inevitability Of Their Triumph (The Basketball Jones)


The Best Collection Of Photos From Dirk Nowitzki's Crazy Night On The Town (SportsGrid)

Mark Cuban Wants You To Know That Dallas Fans Punked The Shit Out Miami Fans (Awful Announcing)




Feeling The Heat (Sports Illustrated)












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Dumb and Dumber is easily my favorite movie of all-time. It's not close(and I like Anchorman as much as anybody you'll find, so that's saying something).

So I am absolutely thrilled to hear that Jim Carrey and director Bobby Farrelly(of the Farrelly brothers) are talking Dumb and Dumber sequel:

Jim Carrey recently hinted at a possible reprisal of his career-making role as Lloyd Christmas in an interview with Comingsoon.net.

"We're talking about maybe returning to some old characters that everyone has been asking about," Carrey said. "There's 'Bruce Almighty,' and we're talking about maybe another 'Dumb and Dumber.'"

Directed by the Farrelly brothers, of "There's Something About Mary" fame, "Dumb and Dumber" shot Carrey out of anonymity when it was released in 1994.

Coincidentally or not, Bobby Farrelly, one half of the directing duo, also revealed a "Dumb and Dumber" reunion was in the making in late February.

"If we could get those two guys back together, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, that might be a worthwhile sequel – and that ball is in motion," Farrelly told Comingsoon.net. "We're starting to think about what those two dimwits would be doing 20 years later in life, and hopefully we'll be able to come up with something worthy of a sequel."

As you can see there, there's also talk of another Bruce Almighty with Jim Carrey, and I thought that was a hilarious movie as well.

But really, my focus with all of this talk is totally on the idea of a Dumb and Dumber sequel. And I'm confident that with how proud of the first one that Carrey, the Farrellys, Jeff Daniels, and everybody that was involved in it is, they will only make a sequel if they feel it can be a pretty damn funny movie.

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Photo H/T: The Daily Mail; @stillundisputed

Our buddy Bob over at Bob's Blitz contacted me earlier about a video he posted of Maria Sharapova being photographed for Nike's "Make Yourself" campaign. And it's an absolute gold mine for our site(and for the Internet in general really).

Check it out:


And that's why she's the Thigh Goddess(and maybe Ab Goddess too).

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The Best Bottle Opener Ever

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/11/2011 07:10:00 PM | , , , , ,

Via Reddit:


I wonder if she can also open a bottle with... no, I won't say it.

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Just another example of why few take the MLS seriously. We've got people dressed in fucking farm animal costumes scoring goals.

And what's up with that security? Homeboy could've taken a nap at midfield.

H/T: Cosby Sweaters

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Stick to the chicks on the north side of town.

H/T: The Score Buzz(which I'm the editor for on weekends, so bookmark it... please?)

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And something tells me that if you go on the date, you're going to hear about cats:


But seriously, never, ever go on a date with a chick if she LOVES cats. It's proven time and time again that cat-obsessed people are much more likely to be absolutely crazy, like Debbie here. Stick to the chicks with dogs or no pets.

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More Teens Are Having -What-?

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/09/2011 03:57:00 PM | , , ,

News anchor Holly Pietzrak provided us with some interesting information regarding teenagers these days:


Please comment or email me(sharapovasthigh@gmail.com) if that video is taken down.

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Watch Shakira Pole Dance FTW

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/08/2011 07:30:00 PM | , , ,

Just watch this video and thank me later:



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Somebody Get This Drunk Guy A Cab

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/08/2011 07:07:00 PM | , , , , ,

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A ROLLING-drunk reveller performs acrobatics as he trips down steps after a celebrity bash at The Savoy.
He was thrown out of the theatre awards do, hosted by Stephen Fry, after he fell over in front of guests including Sir Ian McKellen and Liam Neeson.
CCTV shows the dinner-suited drunk gather pace as he totters down the flight behind the posh London hotel at 2am.
He hits a side wall, tumbles, slides down the banister on his torso and does a back-flip on to his head.
He then blows his nose on toilet paper and lands in a gutter before staggering round bleeding for more than six minutes.
A source said: "He was a mess. It's amazing he didn't badly hurt himself."
this footage is thanks to the sun, if this recording belongs to you, please let me know and i will remove it, thanks.
And the video:


Good lord. That's one of the most incredible videos I've ever seen. I mean, I drink pretty much daily, and am frequently around people that are absolutely hammered, and I've still never seen anybody quite that messed up.

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Emmanuelle Chriqui... one of the few things I still like about Entourage these days. She's absolutely an A+ hottie. And she showed off those A+ hottie skills at the CFDA Awards in NYC:


Marry me.

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