Could you imagine if every bar had this? Like I'm not even sure if I'd ever want to leave the bathroom except to get a new pitcher of beer. Just keep slamming beers and playing video games, perfecting your piss shot like Steve Nash does free throws. Soon you'll be hitting that urinal bullseye at a 90% rate and getting that reporter's skirt (48-second mark of the video) to fly up like it's nothing. I'm trying really hard to imagine a more enjoyable scenario in life and so far I'm coming up blank.
Thigh Five: Bob's Blitz
Get The Latest Thigh Updates By Following Us On Twitter.