Video of the Marlins' home run sculpture in action (WARNING: DO NOT WATCH ON SHROOMS) | Sharapova's Thigh

Imagine Mike, er, Giancarlo Stanton launches a home run at Marlins Park, and this thing immediately is activated over the left-center field wall:

I still can't believe this sculpture will really be in a major league ballpark. I don't even think Willy Wonka would let it in his chocolate factory.

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