The Baltimore Orioles just signed a man that may or may not have been in the Civil War | Sharapova's Thigh

His name is Jamie Moyer, and he will start for the Orioles' Triple-A affiliate (Norfolk Tides) on Saturday:

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Moyer, 49 (!!!!!), was designated for assignment by the Rockies last week after putting together a 2-5 record, 5.70 ERA, and 1.733 WHIP in 10 starts over 53 2/3 innings pitched. The left-hander pitched for the Orioles from 1993-1995, with the most notable of those seasons being in 1993 when he had a 12-9 record and 3.43 ERA over 25 starts.

It's impossible to not admire the hell out of this guy.

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