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Dear God. Those are the uniforms for the Carol City Chiefs, a high school in Delray Beach, Florida (a nice beach town next to Boca Raton).
SB Nation's Bill Hanstock summarized these uniforms well:
While most "Native American"-themed sports teams generally try to stay away from offensive iconography, Carol City has instead chosen to push the pedal to the floor and smash their football team headlong into the "INDIANS, EVERYBODY!" brick wall.
It's not just that their helmets have become fabulous orange-and-grey headdresses. It's not even that THERE IS AN AMERICAN INDIAN CHIEF ON THEIR CROTCHES, OH DEAR, SWEET LORD. No, it is the combination of ALL of these elements with one of the worst color schemes possible, and to top it all off, "digital"-style team name and numbers on the jerseys, like the only free font available on the website they were browsing was "Tamagotchi."
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