Listen, if my Colorado State Rams can beat you in college football, you are really, really, really, REALLY bad. I mean REALLY FREAKING bad.

Welp, that indeed happened to the Colorado Buffaloes, as the Rams beat them 22-17 in the season-opener (for the Rams' only win of the season to this point).

Today, CU is playing in Eugene against the No. 4 Oregon Ducks, and it's going exactly as expected. As I write this, Oregon leads 70-14 in the fourth quarter, and it would probably be even more of a slaughtering if the Ducks were actually trying in the second half. At halftime, the score was 56-0.

And one of those first-half touchdowns came on this ridiculous punt return from Oregon star De'Anthony Thomas:

  Thomas also has five carries for 97 yards. That's 19.4 yards per carry. Not bad. But seriously, how long until the Pac-12 tells CU to take a hike?   

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