I'm pretty stunned that this whole "Parkour" thing hasn't ended yet, because the only videos I ever see of this completely lame activity are people failing miserably.

I'd love to hear these guys try to pick up a girl at the bar. "Yeah... I'm a Parkour...-er. I climb random walls and playground equipment and stuff. Then I, like, jump to other walls and playground equipment and stuff. Pretty sure I have the entire elementary school building and playground down pat. Probably the best Parkour...-er in the county."

Well, some dickhead in Egypt decided to videotape his parkour action. And, yes, he failed miserably:

Also, love the cigarette in the ear style, brah. Thigh Five: The Daily What
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