January 2012 | Sharapova's Thigh



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In tonight's Clippers-Nuggets game in Denver, Blake Griffin was fouled hard by Al Harrington on a fastbreak. Griffin fell to the floor hard, and then yelled at somebody to "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" With what he's saying and where he's looking, it appears he was yelling at the refs, presumably for the foul not being ruled a flagrant.

And believe me, I know expletives are dropped constantly and I sure hell do it every five seconds when I'm playing basketball; I just found it funny how loud and clear this was on the broadcast. You know, with the FCC shit and all that.

Hopefully you can hear the video enough and I apologize for my crappy camerawork:



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BEHOLD: Cam Newton's Pro Bowl Shoes

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/27/2012 01:01:00 PM | , , , , ,

Those are... something.

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I Don't Even Know What To Say About This Russian Guy At The Beach

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/26/2012 03:59:00 PM | ,



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Recently I showed you a video featuring gameplay from 'MLB 12: The Show', and in the last few days, Sony released the first trailer for the video game (due for a March 8, 2012 release).

Check it out:



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The AFC Championship Game highlight video for Showtime's Inside The NFL hit the interwebs today, and it is nothing short of awesome, as is usually the case for anything NFL Films puts together. Believe me, this is well worth nine minutes of your time (unless you're a Ravens fan of course):


It absolutely amazes me how they are able to put a video like that together in just a few days.

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Candice Swanepoel + Sports = Men's Heaven.


I didn't know if it was possible for Candice Swanepoel to top her 2011 performance in the babeosphere, but there's no doubt she's still bringing her 'A' game in 2012. We're dealing with a superstar here, folks.

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Hey Bro, Nice Guitar Swing

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/26/2012 01:00:00 PM | , ,

Maybe use some strap locks next time?



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Now that's how you do it. Going out on a high note. George Costanza would be applauding the hell out of you right now, Markel Brown.

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Your ass is grass, Azarenka.

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Could you imagine if every bar had this? Like I'm not even sure if I'd ever want to leave the bathroom except to get a new pitcher of beer. Just keep slamming beers and playing video games, perfecting your piss shot like Steve Nash does free throws. Soon you'll be hitting that urinal bullseye at a 90% rate and getting that reporter's skirt (48-second mark of the video) to fly up like it's nothing. I'm trying really hard to imagine a more enjoyable scenario in life and so far I'm coming up blank.

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Vanessa can now afford to be a VERY fashionable motherfucker.

TMZ:

Vanessa is walking away with $75 million, which we're told represents close to half of their total assets, estimated at around $150 million.

TMZ previously reported several transfers of property earlier this year between Kobe and Vanessa. It turns out, based on the property settlement, Vanessa scored a clean sweep, snagging ALL THREE of the former couple's mansions in the Newport Beach area.

Vanessa gets the estate the couple was living in, the estate her mom is living in, and she gets the new estate that had been under construction for 2 years and was just completed. We were told Kobe was moving into the new estate, but that's not true. It's Vanessa's crib, lock stock and barrel.
Here are the mansions:

Not bad, Vanessa. Not bad.

And ouch, Kobe. Ouch.

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You may know Joe Magrane from his eight-season major league baseball career (like when he went 18-9 with a 2.91 ERA for the Cardinals in 1989), or from MLB Network, where he currently serves as an analyst.

Well one of Magrane's daughters, Shannon, appeared on 'American Idol' this past week. Shannon's 15. But that didn't stop Steven Tyler from telling Joe that Shannon is “beautiful, hot, humid and happenin’”, and putting the awkward meter at a 9.5:




That immediately makes me think of this moment from 'The Office':


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Former NBA player and current NBA analyst (best known for being on 'Inside The NBA') Kenny "The Jet" Smith has a daughter, Kayla Brianna, released a debut music video in the last few days.

Here is "If You Love Me":



Thigh Five: Ballertainment

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UFC Octagon Girl and Thigh of the Week alum, Arianny Celeste, recently did a very sexy photo shoot for Zoo Magazine. And I'm very glad to show you that there's video proof:


Outstanding. And yes, that was some camel toe action at the 27-second mark.

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Stanford junior QB Andrew Luck is projected to go #1 overall in the 2012 NFL Draft.

65 underclassmen are declaring for the 2012 NFL Draft, breaking the previous record of 56 underclassmen declaring for the draft, which was set last year. And it appears that many of these 65 players are making a wise decision, as the outstanding draft website, WalterFootball.Com, has 31 of the players (in a mock draft, updated January 18th) being selected in the top two rounds of the draft. Additionally, 13 of the players are projected to go in the top 20 picks, and the top five picks are all projected to be underclassmen. Pretty impressive.

Here is the list of the 65 underclassmen entering the draft, and the names of the 30 players projected to go in the top two rounds are in bold:

PLAYER POSITION COLLEGE

Alvester Alexander RB Wyoming

Dwayne Allen TE Clemson

Edwin Baker RB Michigan State

Mike Ball RB Nevada

Jamison Berryhill RB Texas

Justin Blackmon WR Oklahoma State

Mike Brockers DT LSU

Bryce Brown RB Kansas State

Vontaze Burfict LB Arizona State

Orson Charles TE Georgia

Morris Claiborne CB LSU

Fletcher Cox DT Mississippi State

David DeCastro OG Stanford

Tiree Eure TE Minnesota

Marcus Forston DT Miami

Stephon Gilmore CB South Carolina

Chris Givens WR Wake Forest

Robert Griffin III QB Baylor

Jewel Hampton RB Southern Illinois

Cliff Harris DB Oregon

Dont’a Hightower LB Alabama

Stephen Hill WR Georgia Tech

Ronnie Hillman RB San Diego State

Max Holloway DE Boston College

Jayron Hosley CB Virginia Tech

Janzen Jackson DB McNeese State

LaMichael James RB Oregon

Alshon Jeffery WR South Carolina

Aldarius Johnson WR Miami

Damaris Johnson WR Tulsa

Chandler Jones DE Syracuse

Matt Kalil OT USC

Dre Kirkpatrick CB Alabama

Peter Konz OL Wisconsin

Luke Kuechly LB Boston College

Ronnell Lewis DE Oklahoma

Andrew Luck QB Stanford

Terrell Manning LB N.C. State

Jonathan Martin OT Stanford

Bobby Massie OT Mississippi

Jonathan Massaquoi DE Troy

Whitney Mercilus DE Illinois

Lamar Miller RB Miami

Brock Osweiler QB Arizona State

Eric Page WR Toledo

Donte Paige-Moss DE North Carolina

Nick Perry DL USC

Bernard Pierce RB Temple

Ken Plue G Purdue

Dontari Poe DT Memphis

Reuben Randle WR LSU

Reilly Reiff OL Iowa

Trent Richardson RB Alabama

Josh Robinson CB UCF

Mohamed Sanu WR Rutgers

Darrell Scott RB USF

Tommy Streeter WR Miami

Darron Thomas QB Oregon

Johnny Thomas DB Oklahoma State

Phillip Thomas DB Syracuse

Barrett Trotter QB Auburn

Olivier Vernon DE Miami

Brandon Washington OG Miami

David Wilson RB Virginia Tech

Jerel Worthy DE Michigan State
Thigh five for the list of underclassmen: Orlando Sentinel

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The Playstation 'MLB: The Show' series is without question the best baseball video game series out there these days. It annually gets very good reviews, and if you're a fan of realistic gameplay, it's especially terrific.

Well, 'MLB 12: The Show' releases on March 6th, for the Playstation 3 and Playstation Vita. Today, Pasta Padre posted (by way of GameTrailers) the first video of the 'MLB 12' gameplay. Here's what Pasta Padre had to say about the video:

Featuring the Rangers @ Angels the video has been captured off-screen but is steady quality and the audio comes through clearly. There is a jump though from a base hit in the top of the inning to an out made in the bottom of the inning without any indication or transition.
And here is the video:
Looks outstanding as always.

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Surprise surprise, Rod Tidwell just killing it on 'SportsCenter'. And honestly this may be the first thing said on 'SportsCenter' that I can actually agree with in a long, long time.

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Laugh all you want, but I must say that I trust Rob Lowe over at least half of the "insiders" out there. And if he's right, John Clayton... you may be out of a job. No offense but I think Rob Lowe has you topped in the "face for TV" category.

Thigh Five: Rob Lowe

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Let's Watch A Thai Guy Kick The Crap Out Of A Banana Tree

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/18/2012 11:28:00 AM | ,

I think I found somebody that's angrier than Marcos Baghdatis:


Definitely the definition of a "jungle gym" amirite?

Thigh Five: The Daily What

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I played tennis for a year in high school and still play quite a bit during the summer. And watching this video just makes me realize how much more I'd love playing tennis if I got to carry around a bottomless bag of top-of-the-line tennis rackets like the pros do.

Like I've never had a racket that costs over $70 or so, and I get very competitive and pissed off on the court. But with a cheap racket and no backups lying around, you can't toss that thing around nearly as much as you want to. But if I had badass rackets available 24/7? Oh my God, I'd just toss the living shit out of them or slam them into the ground like Baghdatis did, every time I fucked up. And it would feel so, so good.

Also, you could've probably guessed that Marcos Baghdatis lost this match (7-6, 6-4, 5-7, 6-1; vs Stanislas Wawrinka).

Thigh Five: Deadspin

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Thigh reader, I am proud to bring you an instant Internet classic:


That's a shame.

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THIGH, BOOBIES, & FOOTBALL

I believe I have your attention now. Well those great things all come together on February 5th, at 4PM ET on MTV: The Lingerie Football League's 2012 Lingerie Bowl.

Let this commercial prepare you for what awaits:

If the LFL is looking for Lingerie Bowl locker room reports , may I suggest myself for the job?

Thigh Five: Terez Owens

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Slamming three beers in 37 seconds, while using no hands, and even popping the bottle caps off using no hands? Ain't no thang for this guy:


My hands hurt from applauding the hell out of this performance for the last 20 minutes. This seriously might even be more impressive than the Jordan Flu Game.

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You hate to see that.

Thigh Five: Barstool U

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Derrick Rose, the reigning NBA MVP and my main man crush, missed Wednesday night's Bulls game against the Wizards with a toe injury. He says that he could've played with the injury, but since my beloved Bulls were playing one of the worst NBA teams in the history of the league, they wisely chose to rest Rose, and still won the game by 14 points (without backup point guard C.J. Watson, and starting shooting guard Rip Hamilton as well).

Well, tonight the Bulls had a nationally televised (ESPN) game in Boston to face the Celtics. You knew Rose wasn't going to miss this one, even if the toe was still a bit bothersome. All he did was score 25 points, dish out seven assists, grab four rebounds, and make numerous huge shots down the stretch to close out a Bulls 88-79 victory after the Celtics tried to comeback from a 20-point deficit.

The most notable big scoring play he made late in the fourth quarter? That's an easy call:


Absolutely insane. This tweet from @adambuckled summed up the layup perfectly:

Derrick Rose just woke up my children. My wife came down to yell at me, saw the replay, and forgave me.

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It sure took long enough for the outstanding song, 'Dayman', from the awesome show, 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia', to get a Dubstep remix.

Check out this masterpiece:



Thigh Five: BroBible

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NBA veteran Jamaal Magloire had one of the worst (or I suppose best if you want to look at it that way) free throw airballs I've seen from an NBA player. Hell, from a middle school player even.

See it for yourself:


Pretty much sums up how things are going for the Toronto Raptors these days/since their franchise started.

Thigh Five: SB Nation

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I'm assuming most of you played fantasy sports on FanDuel in the past (or still are), because it's addicting as hell, even if you're not a fantasy sports supernerd. Why is it so addicting? Because people in every league win money. And everybody likes that.

Anyway, we were hooked up with some $200 freeroll fantasy football leagues from FanDuel already this year, and now, we're part of a $200 freeroll (1st- $75, 2nd- $50, 3rd- $30, 4th- $20, 5th- $15, 6th- $10) fantasy basketball league for Friday, January 13th. Free to join, and money will be won. Boom boom bitches.

Want to join? Of course you do. Here's the details about the league and how to sign up:

1. Simply CLICK HERE to pick your team within a $65k salary cap.

Team consists of of 2 point guards, 2 shooting guards, 2 small forwards, 2 power forwards, and a center. Remember you are just picking the player who you think will perform in the games for tonight, January 13th.

2. Complete your registration and sign up for your FanDuel account


3. Watch the live scoring on FanDuel during the games and see how your picks perform.


So, again, it's for the games of Friday, January 13th, beginning at 7 PM ET. You'll need to sign up before those games begin obviously, so get to it.

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Last year, we introduced you to many of the Los Angeles Kings' Ice Girls, and thanks much to the positive responses (people that come to this site like sports and hot chicks for some reason), I figured we'd keep it going this year.

So anyway, meet Arsee:


Damn. A superbabe and hockey lover with a great personality. I WANT ONE NOW! GIVE ME AN ARSEE!

P.S. I hope my girlfriend doesn't see this post.

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The lovely Katrina Bowden, who you may know from NBC's outstanding comedy '30 Rock', is the cover girl for Maxim's February issue. And Maxim released a behind-the-scenes video of Katrina's photo shoot.

Check out Katrina's beautiful thigh in action:



Not only is Katrina rock hard as the video title says, but I'd say there's a great chance you are right now as well.

And you can see a few very sexy pictures of Katrina from this Maxim issue at Bob's Blitz (one of my favorite daily visits by the way, so I'd highly advise bookmarking it).

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Try bringing that shit to the street courts you fatass dipshit. One of these days somebody is going to pummel the living fuck out of you and we'll see if you keep trying clothesline 70-pound point guards after that.

P.S. These refs need to be fired yesterday.

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Minnesota Vikings rookie quarterback Christian Ponder appeared on 'The Dan Patrick Show' this morning, and said he's been assured by the Vikings that the team will not use their first round pick (the #3 overall selection) to draft a quarterback, after selecting him last year in the first round.

Here's the Q/A between Patrick and Ponder about it:

Patrick: "Have you been assured that they (Vikings) will not take a quarterback in the first round?"

Ponder: "I have been, yeah. I have been."

Patrick: "Really?"

Ponder: "I talked to our GM (Rick Spielman) yesterday, and we had some conversations about who we might be thinking about drafting, so, you know, we'll see."

Patrick: "So Rick Spielman told you they will not use the third pick on a quarterback?"

Ponder: "Yes."



Interesting.

The Vikings are definitely loaded with needs, and Ponder showed some positive things in his rookie season. He appears to be a very smart quarterback for a 23-year-old, showed off better mobility than expected, should be able to have around a 60% completion percentage, has decent arm strength, throws a good ball, etc.

However, I'm still not sold on him being a "franchise quarterback" by any means, and I don't think the Vikings are either. I just think his ceiling is limited, and if a better option becomes available at quarterback for the future, the Vikings should highly consider upgrading there. Now, doing that a year after drafting a quarterback in the first round is very rare, even if the team has major doubts about the quarterback they drafted the year before. It's an ego thing for a general manager if nothing else. Admitting that you failed on your first round pick just a year after it happened is not something you're going to see a general manager do.

So, I think that the Vikings will indeed pass on a quarterback with that pick, but if RG3 looks as good at the combine and in workouts as the Heisman-winning season he just had, there's going to be some very angry fans in Minnesota if they don't select him.

And I'm not even going to mention the possibility of what the Vikings would do if Andrew Luck were there at #3, because we know that is sure as hell not happening.

You can listen to rest of Christian Ponder's interview with Dan Patrick here.

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After yesterday's NHL Winter Classic in Philadelphia, some Flyers and Rangers fans got their brawl on outside of Geno's Steaks. And one of the Rangers fans in the fight got knocked the fuck out.

Here's video, via BroBible:



Flyers-Rangers Fan Fight at Geno's After the... by zgdastardly

Hopefully that guy's, you know, alive.

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Irina Shayk is featured in the latest issue of Esquire UK. And the Russian model's pictures for the British magazine certainly did not disappoint.




Irina is starting 2012 right where she left off in 2011. You could definitely make a terrific argument that she's currently at the top of the charts in the babeosphere.

Also... DAMN YOU CRISTIANO RONALDO!

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Green Bay's NBC affiliate, NBC26, played a little 'Anchorman' prank on their anchorman Brian Niznansky:


Also, the arsonist had oddly shaped feet.

Thigh Five: Bob's Blitz

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Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Thigh Five: Austinist

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Tonight against the Blazers, Chris Paul made an absolutely ridiculous three-pointer to beat the shot clock buzzer in the fourth quarter:


CP3 and the Clippers went on to win the game 93-88, handing the Trail Blazers their first loss of the young season.

Oh, and it doesn't feel right to post about the Clippers without some Lob City action, so here's CP3 and DeAndre Jordan connecting on one of what will likely be a billion alley-oops this year:



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How To WIN At The Vending Machine

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/01/2012 11:28:00 PM | ,

Want to get 3 items out of the vending machine for the price of one? Try this:


Score.

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This Guy Makes Iced Tea In Better Fashion Than You Do

Posted by Matt Clapp | 1/01/2012 11:06:00 PM | , ,

ATTENTION BARS IN MY TOWN, please highly consider hiring this man away from his iced tea-pouring job in Bangkok:



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