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Real Tweets From Real People- Bad Jameis Winston Crab Leg Puns- After it was revealed that Florida State star quarterback and pitcher Jameis Winston stole crab legs from a grocery store, Twitter predictably was full of bad puns. (Matt Yoder; Awful Announcing)
Dan Patrick Will Host New 'Sports Jeopardy' Trivia Show- This should be fun. (Pete Blackburn; Next Impulse Sports)
A Dog Invaded A College Softball Game And Went On A Glove-Stealing Spree- A pitbull invaded a recent college softball game between Western Oregon and Simon Fraser, and stole gloves away from multiple ladies on the field. (Pete Blackburn; Next Impulse Sports)
Jose Fernandez Fakes Out Tyler Pastornicky, Gets Out At Home- Marlins phenom pitcher Jose Fernandez pulled off an awesome fake-out to get the Braves' Tyler Pastronicky out at the plate. (Steve DelVecchio; Larry Brown Sports)
Landing Elite Recruit Myles Turner Is A Huge Coup For Texas- The Texas Longhorns have landed 6'11" center Myles Turner. Turner, considered by many to be the top basketball prospect of the 2014 high school class, chose Texas over Duke, Kansas, Ohio State, Texas A&M, and SMU during a televised press conference on Wednesday. (Jeff Eisenberg; The Dagger)
Minor League Baseball Game Delayed By Geyser-Like Sprinkler Malfunction (Tristan Thornburgh; Bleacher Report)
More Donald Sterling Memes And Shenanigans... Yay! (Rick Chandler; SportsGrid)
Matt Cain Was Scratched Because Of A Sandwich-Related Injury- Giants starting pitcher Matt Cain didn't start on Tuesday night... due to an injury suffered while making a sandwich. (Joe Lucia; Outside The Corner)
Charles Barkley Suffered A Painful Leg Cramp During 'Inside The NBA' (Ryan Glasspiegel; The Big Lead)
Pre-Draft NFL Roster Rankings- Evan Silva is a fantasy football expert and editor for Rotoworld, but he's also one of my favorite NFL writers. He really knows his stuff. In this article, Silva ranks the NFL rosters as they stand going into the draft. Obviously, much will change for how we perceive some organizations once the draft is over. (Evan Silva; Rotoworld)
More Vague 'Madden NFL 15' Features And First Pre-Order Incentive (Pasta Padre)
Facebook Is Dead- Drew Magary with a terrific rant about Facebook. (Drew Magary; Deadspin)
The Internet Exists For Things Like This Video About Tiny Hamsters Eating Burritos (Kiley Kmiec; Next Impulse Sports)
Sharknado 3 Is Going To Be Mad- Because, obviously. (Mike Dyce; FanSided)
Jon Lajoie Wrote The Perfect Generic Pop Song That Could Be Used To Advertise Virtually Anything- Taco. (Stacey Ritzen; Uproxx)
Every Season Of '24' Recapped- 24 returns on May 5th (I'm pumped), and get caught up with IGN's recaps of the previous eight seasons. (Chris Carle; IGN)
Watch All Of 'Mario Kart 8' News, Right Here- (Andras Naltz; Kotaku)
Sony Releasing Extensive Update For PS4 And Vita Today (Operation Sports)
Nina Agdal In Classy Bikinis Is All The Classy Hotness- The babe from the picture above... you know you want to see more. (BroBible)
Watch Behind-The-Scenes Of Sarah Dumont's Topless Photoshoot For Maxim (Bob's Blitz)
Meet Your Favorite New Playboy Model, Anika Shay (Mentality Magazine)
Raven-Haired Beauty Kira Krakovesky Might Be The Sexiest Singer/Model/Blogger Ever (Guyism)
Hockey WAG Hilary Rhoda Gets Supplemental In W Magazine (COED Magazine)
Emily Ratajkowski Bikini Pictures Crazy Sextastic For Surfline (Egotastic)
A Look At The Unbelievably Gorgeous Scarlett Johansson (Broiled Sports)
Tweet Of The Day
Continuing the Jameis Winston/crab legs fun:
"It happen so quick, Kevin. He grabbed my lil cousin and said "we skrong den" and sprint toward the front." pic.twitter.com/M8ol970Rn9
— TeeJay Be Chillin™ (@AintEeenTrippin) April 30, 2014
GIF Of The Day
Washington Nationals outfielder Kevin Frandsen played a ball off the wall like a boss on Tuesday night in Houston:
Video Of The Day
Dumb & Dumber gets the drama mash-up treatment:
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