Sharapova's Thigh

Showing posts with label Corn Maze. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Corn Maze. Show all posts

Just last week, I tweeted, "If there's a worse town in Colorado than Greeley, I haven't been to it." And I say that as somebody that lives in Colorado, and has for the last 15+ years now.

While in most towns you might notice a landmark or something other than an official town sign to make you realize you've arrived in a town, you know you're in Greeley when it smells like complete shit. I mean, it's bad. My buddy Brandon grew up in Greeley, and as he always says, "You get used to the smell, but that certainly doesn't make it any better."

Well, while Greeley is generally terrible, they do have something going on that's pretty neat: a Peyton Manning corn maze (picture via @CodyCrouch).


You may remember that last month, we posted a Marshawn Lynch "Beast Mode" corn maze that's located in Olympia, Washington. So I guess making NFL player corn mazes is the new thing? Alrighty then.

Get the latest Thigh updates by following us on Facebook & Twitter.

Complete with the "Beast Mode" phrase, and I can only assume that some Skittles can be found on the ground:

Here's more about the corn maze (located at Olympia, Washington's Rutledge Farm), from MyNorthwest.Com:

"Every year, it's a big decision, but we really enjoyed his Beast Mode and the fans were so behind that," says Camille Hemenway, of Rutledge.

The image was laid-out by GPS and not cut into a planted field.

She says the maze, planted in March, will open to the public on Aug. 10 and Lynch will visit Sept. 1 to help raise money for his charity, Fam 1st Foundation and sign autographs.

Hemenway says his charity is aimed at empowering and uplifting kids the in Bay Area, where Lynch lives.

"This one is going to take a little bit of time to get through. It's combined two mazes and it should take you a good hour and a half, two hours to get through," says Hemenway.
No word yet as to whether or not people will be allowed to drive drunk through the maze, to make it an even more Marshawn Lynch-like experience.


Get the latest Thigh updates by following us on Facebook & Twitter.