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Showing posts with label Elisha Cuthbert. Show all posts
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I present to you... "One Thighning Moment 2K9", a video/slideshow honoring the ladies of the 2009 Thighnal Four: Megan Fox, Elisha Cuthbert, Krystal Forscutt, and of course the champion, Keeley Hazell. Enjoy...



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It's impossible to deny the talent of Keeley Hazell's thigh. She moves on to the title game.

In a highly entertaining Thighnal Four contest, Keeley Hazell is able to hold off a late rally by Elisha Cuthbert to advance to the championship game. She will face the winner of the Megan Fox/Krystal Forscutt game, which is soon to tip off, whenever I feel like taking the hour or two to make the post.

This was Cuthbert's second straight year in the Thighnal Four, but couldn't make it consecutive championship game appearances. Begin your "sloppy seconds" jokes now.

With victories over Audrina Patridge, Joanna Krupa, Jessica Alba, and now Cuthbert, it's going to be difficult to pick against Hazell in the championship game of the 2009 Hot Ladies Tournament.

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UPDATE: KEELEY HAZELL MOVES ON TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!

We've had 28 incredibly exciting games of thigh madness, but this is where the real fun is, and where dreams come true: the Thighnal Four.

We had a pretty good idea of which ladies would most likely reach this point, but these next three games are anyone's guess. Elisha Cuthbert, Keeley Hazell, Megan Fox, and Krystal Forscutt all deserve to win this tournament, but unfortunately three of them will have to go home without their main goal fulfilled.

In our first game, we have Elisha Cuthbert taking on Keeley Hazell. Remember, these games are decided by your votes. You'll be able to do that at the end of the post, after the pictures and descriptions. Maybe the pictures can help influence your decision, because it likely won't be an easy one with these two beautiful ladies.

Alright, let's just get to it... Live from Colorado, let's tip off the 2009 Thighnal Four!

Elisha Cuthbert
This is nothing new to Elisha, as she made it all the way to the championship game in 2008. She's probably the most motivated babe in this tournament, badly wanting the chance to face Megan Fox(if she can beat Krystal Forscutt) in the championship again.

The 26-year-old Canadian is an actress that you might recognize from the movies Old School and The Girl Next Door(where she's unbelievably hot), and the television series 24.

She's a huge NHL fan, and even had a blog on NHL.Com for a bit. I think it's fair to say she's more known for her relationships with NHL players though. She dated NHL bad boy Sean Avery for awhile, and is currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Avery commented on her hooking up with NHL players since, saying that they're all getting "sloppy seconds". That may be the case, but I sure as hell wouldn't complain if I could get a piece of that ass.


Keeley Hazell
The 22-year-old British model has put on a show in this tournament, breezing by Audrina Patridge, Joanna Krupa, and most recently, Jessica Alba. A sensational rack to go with puppy dog eyes, and terrific thighs are quite the lethal trifecta for this tournament. If you really want to see what her body has to offer sans clothing, go on a nice Keeley Hazell Google adventure, after you vote of course. There's even a sex tape out there.

She also has these impressive accolades to boost her confidence: #1 in Zoo's "Britain's 10 Sexiest Models, #1 in Zoo's "100 Sexiest Bodies" of 2005 and 2006, #2 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World " in 2006 and 2007, #3 in the same award in 2008, #2 in the IGN Babe Election 2008, #4 in AskMen.Com's 2009 "Top 99 Most Desirable Women", and #5 in FHM's "100 Sexiest Women in the World" in 2009.

Add a Hot Ladies Tournament title onto that list, and she'd undoubtedly be a first-ballot Thigh of Famer.

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2008 Hot Ladies Tournament champion Megan Fox arrives at the 2009 Thighnal Four.

I'm so happy to say these four words: The Thighnal Four is here. And what a foursome it is. We had an incredibly exciting Elite Eight, with all of the beautiful ladies being #1 and #2 seeds. No Cinderellas this year.

The Elite Eight games went about as expected though. Remember, the #1 seeds were assigned automatically to the ladies representing the Thighnal Four in 2008. Therefore, it didn't necessarily mean we thought those four had the best chance of winning this year, and the other 28 ladies didn't have the opportunity to compete in last year's tournament.

Jessica Alba becoming a mom and dressing/looking like it clearly bothered the voters, and young phenom Krystal Forscutt just proved to be too much for the 36-year-old Alyssa Milano.

The other two ladies that are in certainly won't be intimidated by the pressures of the Thighnal Four. That's because these two ladies, Megan Fox and Elisha Cuthbert, were in the championship game last year. Fox of course defeated Cuthbert. Cuthbert would like nothing more than to get a rematch and take the defending champion down. She could get that chance again, and in the championship game again if each can win their upcoming games.

Before we reveal the Thighnal Four matchups, we'd like to congratulate Jessica Alba, Alyssa Milano, Minka Kelly, and Marisa Miller, for a great tournament run even though it ended earlier than they hoped for. You have nothing to be ashamed of ladies. If you need a shoulder to cry on, a hug, a boyfriend, or are just looking for a fun time, I'm always here.

Alright, let's finally take a look at our two Thighnal Four matchups:

Megan Fox(1) vs. Krystal Forscutt(2)

Could there be a better matchup? Each of these gorgeous women are just 22. Fox is the defending champion and only getting better, and Forscutt is the rising star that everybody's been talking about since her Thigh of the Week was revealed. She's become a fan favorite, but will she have enough to take down the defending champion Fox?

The oddsmakers(us) have Fox as a 15 vote(-15) favorite. We're talking a 51%/49% game here.

Elisha Cuthbert(1) vs. Keeley Hazell(2)

Cuthbert made the championship game last year in a field twice this year's size, 64, and she doesn't seem to be slowing down this year, as demonstrated with her impressive victories over Emily Scott(5) and Marisa Miller(2). However, Keeley Hazell is another 22-year-old whose stock is only rising, much like the pants of our readers when they see her pictures. She just destroyed Jessica Alba and is one of the most popular babes out there right now. She's got top-notch kahunas, and as we've seen in this tournament, that can make a big difference in the eyes of our voters.

Although Cuthbert has the experience, Hazell is a 30 vote(-30) favorite. We can definitely see it going either way though.


Check back in the near future and we'll have these games ready to go. I figure we'll extend the voting period to 72 hours or so for this round to give everybody a chance to vote. Maybe we'll even go longer, we'll see how the games are shaping up. If the games are really close, we'll wait until there's a clear winner.

You can see which game(s) is/are going on in our "Hot Ladies Tournament Headlines" section on the right side of the blog. There's also a link for the full bracket there, so you can see how we got to this point.

Thanks to all of you that have contributed thus far, and hopefully you'll continue to do so in our remaining three games.

The road to the Thighnal Four has reached it's end. Now the real fun begins.

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UPDATE: Elisha Cuthbert gets 51% of the votes and is able to hold off Marisa Miller. Hey, a win's a win, and she's going back to the Thighnal Four!

Road To The Thighnal Four Update:
Krystal Forscutt(2) knocks off Alyssa Milano(1), and is our first woman to advance to the Thighnal Four! Milano is also our first 2008 Thighnal Four representative to be knocked out in this tournament. Thighnal Four last year, and Elite Eight this year at the age of 36. Not too shabby Alyssa. Now, we'll have another Thighnal Four participant decided in this game, and they could potentially see Forscutt in the championship game...

Here we have quite possibly our most evenly matched contest of this tournament, with the East region's top two seeds matching up in Elisha Cuthbert(1) and Marisa Miller(2). It's likely to go down to the wire and every vote could be critical, so make sure to get your vote on at the bottom of this post.

Elisha Cuthbert

I thought Elisha might go down to the gorgeous Emily Scott in the Sweetest 16, but she showed us why she made the championship game of this tournament in 2008. The 26-year-old Canadian is looking to be in that game again this time around, but will only be satisfied if she is victorious in it.

Elisha is a hockey fanatic, and her relationships with NHL players have been a hot topic in recent months. That's mainly because her ex-boyfriend and NHL player Sean Avery recently said how these other NHL players that are being romantically linked to Elisha are getting "sloppy seconds". As we've seen in this tournament though, all of this unwanted media attention is certainly not putting a damper on Elisha's game.


Marisa Miller
Marisa, 30, is one of the most popular supermodels on the planet. She's particularly known for her modeling in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and for Victoria's Secret. She ranked #1 on the Maxim "Hot 100" in 2008, #3 in AskMen's "Top 99" in 2009, and won a competition on The Best Damn Sports Show Period called "The Smokin' Sixteen".

Many think she can knock off Cuthbert in this game. After convincing victories over Elizabeth Banks(7) and most recently Stacy Keibler(3) in the Sweetest 16, it's easy to understand why.

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