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Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts

Since Jimmy Kimmel Live followed the Academy Awards last night on ABC, the show wisely decided to bring out their A-game with their ratings sure to be significantly better than usual.

Included in the show were Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Minka Kelly, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Emily Blunt, and Sofie Vergara doing humping exercises and stuff for the win:




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UPDATE: CARMEN ELECTRA IS IN THE ELITE 8!

The last spot in the Elite 8 is up for grabs in this matchup of one lady that made us masturbate as adolescents and one that makes us masturbate as grown men.

Carmen Electra


I can make some cheesy remarks about how Electrafying Carmen is, or about how she sends a jolt of Electracity into any room that she enters, but I'll refrain. I remember back in the 90's when I heard Jenny McCarthy wasn't going to be on Singled Out anymore. I was heartbroken, and wondered if it would even be worth watching the cheesy MTV dating game show following her departure. Then I saw the girl replacing Jenny, Carmen Electra, and immediately got an erecta. Being the horny just-entering puberty teenager that I was, I watched that show everyday, and felt like a kid in a candy store when I found out that she had appeared naked in Playboy. I also remember wondering why it was snowing in my pants.

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Jessica Biel

Jessica became famous from her role on the WB's 7th Heaven. That, coupled with the fact that she was just beginning to enter the prime of her hotness got her plenty of opportunities to appear on the big screen. She's been in movies such as the Cape Cod League baseball/romantic comedy Summer Catch, the remake of the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the comedy with Adam Sandler and Kevin James called I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. Some think the muscle she packed on for Stealth is unbecoming. I'm not one of those people. She has a remarkably impressive list of rankings on hot chicks lists: Esquire Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2005, #1 on Stuff Magazine's "100 Sexiest Women" #5 in the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100", and #5 on AskMen.com's 2007 "Top 99 Women".


UPDATE: JESSICA BIEL IS IN THE SWEET 16!
1983 Christie Brinkley
We decided to put pretty much any attractive lady that had been mentioned in the short existence of our blog into the Hot Ladies Tournament. Well, one of those women was Christie Brinkley... the Vacation, 1983 version of her. In a blog I did on Daniella Sarahyba last month, I compared her to a 1983 Brinkley. So, that's where she came into play, not that you even care...
I felt it was necessary to provide two pictures of Christie Brinkley for those of you that are unaware of how unbelievably gorgeous she was in 1983. Shit, she's still hot these days at 54, but all we are focusing on is her body at the age of 30. The picture of her in the Ferrari is from the 1983 movie National Lampoon's Vacation which just so happens to be one of my faves. Christie was one of the most popular models of her time, obviously. She's appeared on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue three times, and you can see one of those magazine covers above.


Jessica Biel

Jessica became famous from her role on the WB's 7th Heaven. That, coupled with the fact that she was just beginning to enter the prime of her hotness got her plenty of opportunities to appear on the big screen. She's been in movies such as the Cape Cod League baseball/romantic comedy Summer Catch, the remake of the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the comedy with Adam Sandler and Kevin James called I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry(that's where the above picture is from). She has a remarkably impressive list of rankings on hot chicks lists: Esquire Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2005, #1 on Stuff Magazine's "100 Sexiest Women" #5 in the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100", and #5 on AskMen.com's 2007 "Top 99 Women".

UPDATE: JESSICA BIEL WINS!

Here we have the final game in the East region's first round. The winner will face 1983 Christie Brinkley in the second round.


Jessica Biel

Jessica became famous from her role on the WB's 7th Heaven. That, coupled with the fact that she was just beginning to enter the prime of her hotness got her plenty of opportunities to appear on the big screen. She's been in movies such as the Cape Cod League baseball/romantic comedy Summer Catch, the remake of the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and the comedy with Adam Sandler and Kevin James called I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry(that's where the above picture is from). She has a remarkably impressive list of rankings on hot chicks lists: Esquire Magazine named her "Sexiest Woman Alive" in 2005, #1 on Stuff Magazine's "100 Sexiest Women" #5 in the 2007 Maxim "Hot 100", and #5 on AskMen.com's 2007 "Top 99 Women".

Tia Carrere



Tia's been in tons of movies and shows. I had a major crush on Tia after she played Cassandra in Wayne's World I and II. Not only was she gorgeous, but she could rock it out. That's why Wayne Campbell fell in love with her. The songs that she performed in those movies were actually all done by her. She has an amazing voice, probably in bed too. SCHWING!