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Hey, I'm sure as hell not going to say no. As a Saved by the Bell nut, I could not be more impressed with this:

"Hey hey hey hey, what is going on here?"

Just a kickass video, Mr. B.

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"Damn you Clapp!", you ladies or weird guys say. You thought you had your Halloween costume. Yeah, so it's not really a giant cardboard box, but it might as well be.

Tiffani Thiessen/Kelly Kapowski, you're better than this. We're not asking even for you to be in a Malibu Sands swimsuit(although it would be greatly appreciated). You can even wear your flower jeans with Eric Karros-like high hair, but please no more of this.

Zack's going to start dialing up some numbers on his giant cell phone and hit up The Attic in no time if you don't fix up your style soon. I'm even beginning to question that "Thigh of the Week" we handed you.

Anyway, here's more pictures because I know some of you would still love her if she were dressed in pig shit...

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20 years ago, this Bayside gang was born.

I'm a HUGE Saved by the Bell fan, as I'm pretty sure every Thigh writer is or was at some point. Basically the entire generation of people in their mid 20s-mid 30s is. I still watch episodes whenever I can in the morning on TBS, and even had a bunch of the DVDs until they were stolen/borrowed and never returned in college.

So two days ago was a special day for me and many others(even though you, just like me, had no idea at the time), as Saved by the Bell made its debut 20 years ago(August 20, 1989) to the day on NBC. So happy 20th to Saved by the Bell!

To be clear, the very original show was Good Morning, Miss Bliss, and that particular show began in 1988. That was a show featuring Zack Morris(Mark Paul Gosselaar), Samuel "Screech" Powers(Dustin Diamond), Lisa Turtle(Lark Voorhies), Mr. Belding(Dennis Haskins), and others in middle school.

Then came along Saved by the Bell on August 20th, 1989, where those four just decided to travel along together to Los Angeles to go to high school! What, that sort of stuff doesn't happen?

We were then introduced to Kelly Kapowski(Tiffani-Amber Thiessen), Jessie Spano(Elizabeth Berkley), A.C. Slater(Mario Lopez), etc.

And of course after the high school years of Saved by the Bell, we got Saved by the Bell: The College Years, which didn't include Lisa and Jessie and had a few other new characters, such as former NFL player Bob Golic as their hall R.A. Again, not so realistic, but still damn cool.

Lastly, we saw (spoiler alert!) Zack and Kelly get married in a movie that appeared on NBC, Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas. Saved by the Bell: The New Class was also around for awhile featuring Screech, Mr. Belding, and a bunch of new kids, but the show was pure ass.

Anyway, we obviously have to show some great clips, highlight videos, etc. of the show...

The intro

Jessie popping caffeine pills... "I'm So Excited!"

Mr. Belding and his catch phrase, "Hey, hey, hey, what is going on here?"

Zack, Slater, and Screech do "Barbara Ann". They don't literally do her, but they lip sync the song

Zack and Slater fight... sort of a remix version of it from somebody

This is awesome... "Lost Heroes: Saved by the Bell's Rod Belding"

A fan video of highlights from the show to Zack Attack's "Friends Forever:

Another fan video... to the graduation song, "Farewell Bayside"

And this is awesome... "Zack Morris" on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon recently

I can't post this... but here's the "There's no hope with dope" video. That damn Johnny Dakota.

Also, check out the "Thigh of the Week" we did for Kelly Kapowski, a post about A.C. Slater and wearing shirts, and a hilarious post from our friend Chris Illuminati a few days ago about Screech's tell-all book.

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Thigh Five From Kelly Kapowski!
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Thigh Five From Tiffani Amber Thiessen/Kelly Kapowski!
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  • How To Be A True Thug (Afrojacks)
  • Nicholas Cage's 8 Crappiest Movies (YepYep)
  • 'You Can't Handle The Truth!' Voted Top Movie Line (MoonDog Sports)
  • Mo's Bacon Bar: A Real Man's Candy (Brahsome)

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Kelly Kapowski

TOTW goes retro.

Mmmm... Kelly Kapowski. Yeah, you love her. Call her Tiffani Amber Thiessen if you want, but she'll always be Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell in my book. Unlike most of the ladies we honor on here, Kelly Kapowski was/is actually with a guy that I respect, Zack Morris of course.

Kelly was the head cheerleader at Bayside High School, as well as captain of the swimming, softball, and volleyball teams.

Let's just say this is the girl in high school you would be fine having unprotected sex with. STD? Who cares, you're the shit since you banged Kelly Kapowski and you can die happy. She's pregnant? Even better, she's wearing around proof that you shot one past the Kapowski goalie.

It's difficult to have a thigh that can go through different eras and still garner serious recognition, but Kelly's managed to do that. She's pretty much the Michael Jordan's of bodies. People keep trying to compare bodies of young sexy women to her's, but there will never be another Kelly Kapowski. If we ever generate enough revenue to create the museum, Kelly is sure to be a first-ballot inductee into the Thigh Of Fame.

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