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Thigh-Fiving These Links 4/2/09 Edition

Posted by Matt Clapp | 4/02/2009 02:45:00 PM | ,

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UPDATE: MEGAN FOX IS THE 2008 HOT LADIES TOURNAMENT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

Elisha Cuthbert shocked the world with her win against #1 Jessica Alba, who many were picking to win it all. Megan Fox had yet another dominating performance versus #2 Alyssa Milano, and it's clear by now that she's no fluke. So, we're finally at the moment that we've all been waiting for. Which one is the hottest lady in our tournament?

Elisha Cuthbert

You probably know Elisha from the popular television action series 24, or from the comedy films Old School and The Girl Next Door. This 25-year old Canadian also ties into the sports world since she is a huge hockey fan. As she now resides in Los Angeles, she's a Kings season ticket holder. She's even done some blogging for NHL.com. She also was in a relationship with New York Rangers player Sean Avery, but thankfully she's single these days. You will find Elisha in pretty much any top ladies lists from the likes of Maxim, FHM, etc. But of course, nothing would top a championship here at the Thighnal Four... and she's the favorite to do so. Can she hold off the Foxy phenom?

Megan Fox
Megan's put on an absolute show in her entire run. She had our tourney's only shutout, against #14 Joumana Kidd. She sent #2 seed Anna Kournikova back to Russia in the Sweet 16. People thought she might go down to a veteran in #6 Halle Berry, but she proved that she's ready for the pressure involved on the treacherous journey that is the "Road To The Thighnal Four". Then, she took down another young talent, in Playmate and #4 seeded Shannon James in the Elite 8. Finally, in the Thighnal Four, she knocked off #2 Alyssa Milano.
Her run certainly isn't a surprise to me though. I mean, look at those eyes. She has the best eyes I've ever seen. At 21, she's skyrocketing up hot ladies charts everywhere after her role as Mikaela Barnes in the blockbuster film Transformers. Maxim ranked her #18 on their "Hot 100" list of 2007, one spot behind the Thigh Goddess.
You can see she has a tattoo in the top picture: "I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie." Whoa. The Brian she is referring to is one Brian Austin Green, and they are engaged. Yep, David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. That son of a bitch. Hopefully for him, he doesn't run that situation into the ground like he did when in charge of the Peach Pit.

UPDATE: MEGAN FOX IS IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, here we are... The Thighnal Four, where dreams of extremely attractive women come true. Alyssa Milano's not afraid of this situation. She's been here before. Will her experience pay off, or will the phenom and favorite Megan Fox be able to step up in the Thighnal Four spotlight?

Alyssa Milano
It's definitely not a surprise that Alyssa reached the Thighnal Four. #15 Kari Byron never had a chance against her. #7 Erin Andrews gave an admirable effort, but Alyssa's breasts proved to be too much for Erin to handle. Even in the Sweet 16, she was able to destroy #6 Keira Knightley, which caused quite a media stir in England. And in the Elite 8, she was able to knock off #5 Jennifer Love Hewitt, the same woman that eliminated our Thigh Goddess.
Pretty much every male in America has had a crush on Alyssa Milano. If you haven't, well, maybe you should go find a "Hot Guys" tournament somewhere instead. Alyssa is a naughty girl, having shown off those amazing knockers in quite a few films. She also has 8 tattoos.
We also love Alyssa because she loves baseball, like every Thigh contributor does as well. She did some reporting crap for TBS during the MLB playoffs last year. She also keeps a baseball blog. I'm sweating as I type all this by the way. She also has her own line of clothing called "Touch", for female baseball fans, and ladies can purchase the apparel on mlb.com. Above we have an example of her showing off her baseball love, and either she's really cold, or gets turned on by baseball apparently. We'll accept either reason...

Megan Fox
Megan's probably been the most impressive performer in this tournament thus far. She had our tourney's only shutout, against #14 Joumana Kidd. She sent #2 seed Anna Kournikova back to Russia in the Sweet 16. People thought she might go down to a veteran in #6 Halle Berry, but she proved that she's ready for the pressure involved on the treacherous journey that is the "Road To The Thighnal Four". Then, she took down another young talent, in Playmate and #4 seeded Shannon James in the Elite 8.
Her run certainly isn't a surprise to me though. I mean, look at those eyes. She has the best eyes I've ever seen. At 21, she's skyrocketing up hot ladies charts everywhere after her role as Mikaela Barnes in the blockbuster film Transformers. Maxim ranked her #18 on their "Hot 100" list of 2007, one spot behind the Thigh Goddess. You can see she has a tattoo in the top picture: "I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie." Whoa. The Brian she is referring to is one Brian Austin Green, and they are engaged. Yep, David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. That son of a bitch. Hopefully for him, he doesn't run that situation into the ground like he did when in charge of the Peach Pit.

UPDATE: MEGAN FOX IS GOING TO THE THIGHNAL FOUR!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, here we are at the Elite 8. This first game of the round is between two ladies that were not known by everybody coming into the tournament, but are sure to be household names very soon. It's unfortunate that one of them will have to go home after this game, but one of them will secure a spot in the coveted Thighnal Four. Who's dream is going to come true?


Megan Fox
Megan's probably been the most impressive performer in this tournament thus far, with two absolutely dominating performances, one of which was our only shutout of the tournament against Joumana Kidd. Most recently, she sent #2 seed Anna Kournikova back to Russia in the Sweet 16. People thought she might go down to a veteran in Halle Berry, but she proved that she's ready for the pressure involved on the treacherous journey that is the "Road To The Thighnal Four".
Her run certainly isn't a surprise to me though. I mean, look at those eyes. She has the best eyes I've ever seen. At 21, she's skyrocketing up hot ladies charts everywhere after her role as Mikaela Barnes in the blockbuster film Transformers. Maxim ranked her #18 on their "Hot 100" list of 2007, one spot behind the Thigh Goddess. You can see she has a tattoo in the top picture: "I have five. Anytime I have a feeling about anything, I get tattooed. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian’s name tattooed next to my pie." Whoa. The Brian she is referring to is one Brian Austin Green, and they are engaged. Yep, David Silver from Beverly Hills 90210. That son of a bitch. Hopefully for him, he doesn't run that situation into the ground like he did when in charge of the Peach Pit.

Shannon James
Shannon took down the sexy tennis star Ana Ivanovic in the first round, the "Queen of Porn" Jenna Jameson in the second round, and Aida Yespica, the Venezuelan with an ass to die for in the Sweet 16. She's also shown that she has no problem putting a wiener in her mouth. That's my kinda girl.
Poorly Acquitted had this to say about Shannon in the Sweet 16, and it pretty much sums up everything I've already said and more: "I have to admit that I had no idea who Shannon James was when we started the Road to the Thighnal Four. Needless to say I'm a huge fan. Sorority girl. Playmate. Hooters model. Loves hot dogs. She apparently wants to be a host on E! news. That will be my new favorite channel if she ever makes it. She beat Ana Ivanovic in the first round, at least one contributor to the Thigh thought Ana had the talent to make a deep run in the tournament. That tells you an awful lot about Shannon. She also kicked Jenna Jameson to the curb in the second round. James train rolling through."

Our Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova, has been defeated in the Sweet 16 of the Hot Ladies Tournament. Maria, I had nothing to do with it sweetheart. I voted for you. I thought you were a shoe-in for the Elite 8 at least.
Maria was defeated by #5 seed Jennifer Love Hewitt, who will face the winner of the Alyssa Milano(2)/Keira Knightley(6) game in the Elite 8.
Additionally, Megan Fox(3) continued to dazzle with another blowout, as she took down #2 seeded Anna Kournikova. Megan will face either Shannon James(4) or Aida Yespica(9) in the Elite 8.

Maria, it was a nice run...

UPDATE: SHANNON JAMES IS IN THE ELITE 8!
Shannon James



I have to admit that I had no idea who Shannon James was when we started the Road to the Thighnal Four. Needless to say I'm a huge fan. Sorority girl. Playmate. Hooters model. Loves hot dogs. She apparently wants to be a host on E! news. That will be my new favorite channel if she ever makes it. She beat Ana Ivanovic in the first round, at least one contributor to the Thigh thought Ana had the talent to make a deep run in the tournament. That tells you an awful lot about Shannon. She also kicked Jenna Jameson to the curb in the second round. James train rolling through.

vs.

Aida Yespica

This lovely lady pulled off the biggest upset of the tournament so far by dispatching Scarlett Jo in the second round. This pride of Venezuela(you don't hear that enough) is gaining fame everyday with her modeling career. To get more exposure for that bangin' body, she moved to Italy, and immediately became a big celebrity there. Specifically, she caught the eyes of the Italian men by being on the Italian version of Celebrity Survivor, called L'isola dei Famosi, whatever that means. Being featured on the covers of Maxim and GQ got her popular in America, and got her in this tournament. Oh, and how about that butt? and Thigh

UPDATE: JESSICA ALBA IS IN THE SWEET 16!

Road To The Thighnal Four Update: #4 Shannon James blows out Jenna Jameson in the West region, and will face #9 Aida Yespica in the Sweet 16. Should be exciting, but we still have plenty of more hot action until then...

Arguably our tournament favorite against a woman coming off an upset. Can she do it again? The oddsmakers aren't thinking so as Camilla comes in as a 40-1 underdog.


Jessica Alba
I feel like it's a waste of time to even describe Jessica Alba... So I'm not going to. You know her. You love her. You've probably already gotten off to a picture of her today.

Camilla Belle
I'd like to ring Camilla's Belle if you know what I mean. Camilla's stock has never been higher as she can currently be seen at movie theaters playing the role of Evolet in the blockbuster "10 000 B.C.". The key part of the word "blockbuster" in that case is of course "bust", from what I've heard from pretty much everybody that bothered seeing the movie. It sounds like Camilla's looks are the only good part of the movie, and the above picture is an example of her haggardly look in it. I find the look pretty hot actually, especially those eyes.

UPDATE: SHANNON JAMES KICKS JENNA'S ASS AND IS IN THE SWEET 16!

This is the 2nd round matchup I was most erect...I mean excited about. New school nudie star vs the old school.

Shannon James
shannon james
I have to admit that I had no idea who Shannon James was when we started the Road to the Thighnal Four. Needless to say I'm a huge fan. Sorority girl. Playmate. Hooters model. Loves hot dogs. She apparently wants to be a host on E! news. That will be my new favorite channel if she ever makes it. She beat Ana Ivanovic in the first round, at least one contributor to the Thigh thought Ana had the talent to make a deep run in the tournament. That tells you an awful lot about Shannon.



vs.

Jenna Jameson
jenna jameson
We all know Jenna Jameson. She has been in the spotlight for a long time. She's been a regular at the spank bank since my spank bank existed. The fact that she is probably still the foremost sex icon in America after a long career says all you need to know about Jenna. Jenna's currently dating Tito Ortiz....I like my odds.

She'll face another blondie that prides herself in the nude in Shannon James. It will be a crucial game in the West region, and the winner would likely face #1 seeded Scarlett Johansson in the Sweet 16. The Elisha Cuthbert/Jillian Barberie, Camilla Belle/Aubrey O'Day, and Keira Knightley/Shannon Elizabeth polls are still up, so make sure to vote!
Here's our full bracket:
Hot Ladies: Road To The Thighnal Four

UPDATE: SHANNON JAMES ADVANCES TO THE 2ND ROUND!
Shannon James was Playmate of the Month in May of '07. Dare I say 'nuff said? No? I'll continue then. She is perfectly proportioned. 5'8", 34 C, blond, not stupidly skinny. The future is indeed shiny for this 20 year old, and no that is no reference the wax and buff special you will give yourself when looking at her. For what it's worth (probably a lot to you since you're participating in this poll) a simple google image search returns several pictures sans clothing.


Shannon James


Vs.

The gracious second place finisher to the Thigh Goddess in this year's Aussie Open, Ana Ivanovic. The Serbian beauty isn't the prototype of American beauty. She is however your cup of tea if you like central European women: strong features, tall, could probably beat you up but is sweeter than a cup full o Splenda, Nutrasweet and Sugar combined. I have a huge soft spot in my heart and a hard point in my pants for Ana, can she overcome the difficult first round matchup?

Ana Ivanovic