Sharapova's Thigh

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It's been slow around here at the Thigh of late for a variety of reasons, and don't worry, we won't let it stay that way. But one of the reasons for the slow activity of late, is that I recently started as a contributing writer at Next Impulse Sports (formerly known as Cosby Sweaters), and they do pretty much the same stuff we've always done around here (except with much more frequency and a load of quality writers).

Well, while I was just about to go make a post this afternoon on Next Impulse, I came across some gold, Jerry. Gold! Eight pictures of Maria Sharapova, in yoga pants. The Thigh Goddess, in yoga pants.

The pictures are from Nike, to promote the new "Nike Training Club Application". Specifically, Nike has Maria promoting their "New Year's Crush Workout", a 15-minute routine that gets the body a workout in all the right areas, and most importantly (in our opinion)- The Thigh.

Anyway, here's the pics:





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And speaking of Maria, we will finally get to see her back in tennis action in the next few days, as the 2014 Australian Open (sports insomniac porn) is set to begin. 

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We've always maintained that we'll support the Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova, no matter the situation, so I guess we have no choice but to support her decision to change her name to Maria Sugarpova for the two-week duration of the U.S. Open:

Tennis star Maria Sharapova has reportedly set in motion a plan to change her last name to Sugarpova for the duration of the U.S. Open. The Russian opened a candy company by that name and is said to have sunk half a million dollars into it. 

According to several reports, Sharapova has approached the Florida Supreme Court about the possibility of changing her name. 

Her plan, according to reports, would be to change her name back to Sharapova following the tournament.

Source: CBS Sports

So, um, yeah.


UPDATE: Less than 24 hours after that news broke, it was announced that Maria will not be changing her name, after all:

Maria Sharapova won't become the next World B. Free, Chad Ochocinco or Metta World Peace.

After what her agent calls serious consideration, the tennis player has decided not to change her name to Sugarpova for the US Open next week.
 
Source: ESPN.Com


Well that was fun.

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Maria Sharapova and Porsche have reportedly agreed to a three-year deal that will make the Thigh Goddess the German car maker's first global endorser:

German car maker Porsche on Monday made what some might consider to be a surprising announcement. It's first global endorser would be a woman.

The brand, which is dominated by male buyers, chose tennis player Maria Sharapova to be the face of its company for the next three years.

"This says a lot about her longevity and her brand power," said her agent Max Eisenbud. "To have a company like Porsche that is so high-end and so meticulous to allow her to stand next to their car says a lot."

Sharapova was back in Stuttgart, where the car maker is based, to defend her title in the Porsche Tennis Grand Prix. After winning there last year, and winning a white Porsche 911, she went on to win the French Open. More than 88 percent of 911 buyers are men, according to research by Edmunds.com.

"Maria is the perfect choice," said Porsche CEO Matthias Mueller. "Her profile and charisma are an ideal fit for Porsche."
Source: ESPN.Com (Darren Rovell)

The commentary from Rovell on it being a "surprising announcement" because Maria's a woman is a bit ridiculous, as men of course love her, and she'll help sell cars and get reader/viewer attention in Porsche advertisements likely more than any man would.

So, very cool for Maria and kudos to Porsche for making what we think is a fantastic business decision.

Thigh five to our buddy Kevin McGraw (@blicdh on Twitter; give him a follow) for the tip.

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Maria Sharapova faces the No. 6-seeded Li Na in the semifinals of the Australian Open on Wednesday. This is Li Na, and one of her serves from the quarterfinals:
 

Spectacularly awful. If you're into the world of sports betting online or perhaps just like to take a gander at the sports betting lines frequently as I do, you're likely aware that Maria is currently a big favorite over Li. With serves like that, you can understand why.

In all seriousness, Li is a very good player and should bring a tough challenge for Maria, but we still fully believe in the Thigh Goddess to pull through.

In the other semifinals matchup, No. 1 Victoria Azarenka will take on 19-year-old American Sloane Stephens after Stephens upset Serena Williams in a match that included Serena destroying her racquet in anger.

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19-year-old American Sloane Stephens just knocked off 15-time Grand Slam champion Serena Williams in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open.

Serena won the first set 6-3, but injured her back in the second set, and didn't look like herself for the rest of the match. Sloane would win the final two sets, 7-5, 6-3, to move on to the semifinals.

And after one point in the third game of the third set, Serena was particularly upset. RACQUET SMASH:
















Serena's exit is certainly nice news for the Thigh Goddess, who is currently rolling as she enters the seminfinals. We're quite happy.

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Listen, if there's one thing we do around here, it's support Maria Sharapova. Whether it's her tennis game, her endorsements, her interviews, her amazing thigh, etc, etc.

But we thought right from the get-go that this decision to date, and then BECOME ENGAGED TO Sasha Vujacic was quite questionable to say the least. I mean, look at this guy:

Looks like a mix of Marissa Tomei and Ted Kaczynski. And THIS was the dude that the THIGH GODDESS was engaged to? Really?

Well it seems that Maria finally came to her senses as the two are now broken up (And if it was Sasha's choice... there are no words):

After Maria Sharapova beat Mallory Burdette 6-1, 6-1 at the U.S. Open, she confirmed at her post-match news conference that her engagement with former Los Angeles Lakers player Sasha Vujacic is over.

Earlier this week, Maria Sharapova dismissed talk of a November wedding to her fiancee, former Los Angeles Lakers forward Sasha Vujacic. If a report in an Italian newspaper is correct, the wedding won't be happening at all.

A translated report in La Gazzetta Dello Sport Italian newspaper says Vujacic announced news of a breakup on Friday. He is currently in training camp for the upcoming Turkish basketball season. Sharapova plays a third-round match late Friday afternoon at U.S. Open. She has yet to comment on the report.
Thigh Five: USA Today


"It's been since the end of spring," Sharapova said. "I was waiting for someone to actually ask me that question.

"I have never really been the person to announce things. I never announced when we were together or never announced we were engaged. I never have in any of my previous relationships as well."
Thigh Five: LA Times

So there you go.

And sorry, Maria, but I'm taken.

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Last night, Twitter user @djyianni tweeted me, "I'm hoping @sharapovasthigh will post pics of the dress that Maria Sharapova is wearing on @LateNightJimmy."

I then went to the Late Night with Jimmy Fallon website with the hope of finding video/pics, but nothing was available yet. But I'm glad to say that, today, I stumbled across video and pics from Maria's appearance on the show, thanks to The Big Lead. And it turns out, Maria even played beer pong on the show.

Check it out:



And a couple of more pics from her appearance:


Also, make sure to check out Maria playing Novak Djokovic in "Power Golf".

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Head Tennis put together this video of Maria Sharapova and Novak Djovkovic playing "power golf", or, golf with tennis balls and racquets:


Call Maria's hole-in-one fake all you want, but I know it's just another example of thigh magic taking place.

Also, in case you missed this recent post: Maria hitting Novak in the balls.

Thigh Five: @mrxsports

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Love it. According to Deadspin (who got the info from this Italian site that I don't understand a word of), the video was "filmed in the run-up to the Olympics for a commercial for Head." They continue with the idea that the nutshot could be part of the commercial, or perhaps just Head wisely trying to make a viral video.

Whatever the case, it's the Thigh Goddess drilling Novak Djokovic in the balls, so it's great.

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Sad day, you guys

Posted by Matt Clapp | 7/02/2012 11:30:00 AM | , , , , ,

:(. Shake it off, Maria. Been a superb year and still have the U.S. Open to come. Never stop believing in the thigh magic.

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Very cool comments from Maria to her fans, and awesome, awesome picture.

Thigh Five: The Thigh Goddess

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Boom. A dominating 6-3, 6-2 victory over Sara Errani. The French Open title completes a career grand slam for the Thigh Goddess, and she leaves Roland Garros with the #1 world ranking in women's tennis. No biggie.

After the match, the 25-year-old Sharapova said, "It's a long journey. It started from a very young age and it's not over yet. I'm not sitting here and saying I'm done because I'm far from it. I have a lot more in me to achieve."

Fuck yeah.

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Maria Sharapova defeated/dominated Petra Kvitova 6-3, 6-3 in the French Open semifinals on Thursday to advance on to the French Open final, where she'll face 21st-seeded Sara Errani on Saturday.

With this victory, Maria is now ranked #1 in women's tennis, for the first time since June 2008. Maria was cruising along in those days before getting shoulder surgery, but it appears she's finally back to kickass form.

Here's what Maria had to say about reclaiming the #1 world ranking:

"It's pretty special," Sharapova said. "A few years ago after my shoulder surgery, I don't know if I had a ranking, but it was over 100. And I thought 'Well, I did it one time. So maybe again, I can try to do it.' "
Source: theScore

If Maria wins on Saturday, she will have completed a career Grand Slam (she won Wimbledon in 2004, the U.S. Open in 2006, and the Australian Open in 2008).

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Maria Sharapova got a haircut

Posted by Matt Clapp | 4/17/2012 02:01:00 PM | , , , , , ,

Perhaps the biggest news in the existence of Sharapova's Thigh, actually has to do with Sharapova's hair, as the Thigh Goddess just got a haircut.

Usually I'm not a fan of the ladies going short with the hair, as really the only woman who I thought looked much better like that was Halle Berry.

But I actually think Maria pulls it off quite well:

I think it's a modern, sexy look. What do you guys think?

Thigh Five: Maria's Facebook Page; @eentegra (for tipping me on this, so give him a follow)

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I don't think so Caroline. Not on my watch. Prank Serena Williams six times a week and twice on Sunday, but nobody pranks the Thigh Goddess. I'm pretty sure a higher being feels the same way and caused your prank fail. Hopefully a lesson learned.

But yeah, you're hot too.

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The Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova, is currently featured in Paper Magazine. Here's what Maria had to say about it on her Facebook page:

Here's a fun shoot I did with Paper magazine in the off season. By the time the pictures come out, you forget that you did the shoot! And look at that dark eye liner..imagine I do that in everyday life? Just kidding!
And here's the pictures she's referring to:

Looking lovely as always.

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Your ass is grass, Azarenka.

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Just absolutely crushing it as always. She doesn't even need to put a smile on to get you drooling like a school boy. The eye and the thigh do the talking.

And you can always see what Maria's up to on her Facebook page. I suggest, shit, I DEMAND that you give it a "like".

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Could I interest you fellas in some handbags or women's shoes? No? Well how about some of Sharapova's thigh at least?


Good to see the thigh's still batting 1.000.

Thigh Five: @mrxsports; Sharapova-Tennis

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One More Win...

Posted by Matt Clapp | 6/30/2011 12:13:00 PM | , ,


And the Thigh Goddess will be Wimbledon champion, and again ruling the universe. Well, the second part may not be true, but she might as well be.

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