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In January 2011, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon released the 'Pro Bowl Shuffle', a parody music video inspired of course by the 1985 Chicago Bears' 'Super Bowl Shuffle'.

With the 2013 NFL Pro Bowl coming up on Sunday (not that anybody cares), I figured it would be a nice time to dig up the 'Pro Bowl Shuffle'.

Here's the video, which includes Will Arnett as Brett Favre, Jimmy Fallon as Tom Brady, and Horatio Sanz as Troy Polamalu (and you can read the lyrics below the video):

 

Brett Favre (Will Arnett) 
Well they call me Brett and I like to dance 
Then I text you a picture of what's in my pants 
11 Pro Bowls cuz I love to win 
Been with more pro teams than a Kardashian 
If you hear me say, that I'm retired 
that just means I'm currently for hire 
I shop at sears and I'm on a roll 
Shufflin' on down to another Pro Bowl

Tom Brady (Jimmy Fallon)
I'm the funky QB they call Tom Brady
if you saw me from the back, you'd think I was a lady
cuz my hair's so long that it might deceive ya
Get it cut the same place as Justin Bieber
All-American with looks to boot
Every night I see Gisele in her birthday suit
Like Homer Simpson got a face full of stubble
So I look good doing the Pro Bowl shuffle 

Michael Vick (Bashir)
A-bow-wow-wow-yippee yo yippee yay 
It's your boy Mike Vick here to save the day 
Had to go to jail cuz my homeboy snitched 
Then learned a new meaning for the word *WHISTLE* 
I could run it or throw it, to score a goal 
I just wish they'd let me play in the Puppy Bowl 
Stop barking bad about me or you'll get the muzzle 
Cuz I just wanna do the Pro Bowl shuffle 

Troy Polamalu (Horatio Sanz)
Well they call me Troy Polamalu
and spelling my name is hard to do 
If you really want, to be, just like me 
Well use more shampoo than a sorority 
I'll hit you so hard, I'll rock your world 
My hair looks like a big-ass jheri curl 
I do the Pro-Bowl shuffle with a flip Then I whip my hair like Willow Smith 

Eli Manning (A.D. Miles)
Eli Manning in the house 
the same place I'll be watching the Super Bowl this year 
You know my brother Peyton, I'm sure you do 
I've been livin' in his shadow since I was two 
Playing for Giants is pretty neat 
I love 'em even more than Rex Ryan loves feet 
I won the Super Bowl a few years ago 
Now the Pro Bowl shuffle is all I know

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